65 home (downstairs)

Hey, sunflower seeds!
I really thought I chewed you,
But it appears not.

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64 home

Man. Three flushes and
Cracked the window afterwards.
Kind of impressive.

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63 home (downstairs)

Hey, fuck you, Sunday.
You didn't say goodbye and
Stuck me with this bitch.

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62 home (kids’ bathroom)

Another shit? Man!
Guess I can't branch out food-wise
While quarantining.

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61 home (kids’ bathroom)

I'm shitting a lot.
Guess my stomach can't handle
Indian food yet.


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60 home

As this shit came out,
I said, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck." All those Us yet
Just one syllable.

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59 home

I have ten minutes
Before my next meeting starts.
Shit like the wind, man!

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58 home ( kids’ bathroom)

Happy 4-20.
I just rolled a fat one and
It's hella dank, yo.

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57 home (kids’ bathroom)

I'm proud of this one.
Textbook size, shape, and color.
A blue ribbon shit.

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56 home (downstairs)

Ah yes, there it is.
That for sure counts as a shit.
And yet, I'll be back.

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55 home (downstairs)

A chicken nugget
Worth of shit. But it came out,
And so I count it.

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54 home

Stores are shutting down
And most restaurants are closed.
My butt's still open!

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53 home

In between meetings,
So just time for a quick shit.
Not much wiping - phew!

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52 home (downstairs)

I cut my run short
To take this shit. I guess the
Jostling won out.

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51 home (kids’ bathroom)

When will my next shit
Take place outside of my home?
August? September?

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50 home (kids’ bathroom)

Last year, shit 50
Was April 4th. I'm so close,
Even with Leap Day.

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49 home (downstairs)

I guess it's assumed
That these shits will be at home,
But thanks, Subject Line.


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48 home

Yesterday

This one took some work.
I succeeded in the end,
But I need a nap.

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