Thursday, January 30, 2020

19 SLC hotel

Room service showed up!
Now I can release all this
Expensive sushi.

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18 SLC hotel

Yesterday

Fucking room service
Never showed up. This shit
Waited for nothing.

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Monday, January 27, 2020

17 home (downstairs)

Leaving for Utah
Tomorrow morning. Gotta
Drop a few pounds first.

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Thursday, January 23, 2020

16 home (downstairs)

I just remembered
That I had spicy chicken.
Well, my butt told me.

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15 home

Ok, that's enough.
I shouldn't be yearning for
Solid shit pieces.

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Tuesday, January 21, 2020

14 home

Like bad tv plots,
This shit of mine is barely
Holding together.

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Monday, January 20, 2020

13 home (downstairs)

It's MLK Day.
That's all. Just pointing that out.
Ok then. Bye now.

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Friday, January 17, 2020

12 home (kids’ bathroom)

Slightly more solid,
So that's a good sign. Liquid
Is urine's domain.

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Thursday, January 16, 2020

11 home (downstairs)

Oh come on, stomach.
Get your shit together please.
Yes, literally.

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Wednesday, January 15, 2020

10 home (downstairs)

Stomach is still off.
Hope Pilates doesn't have
Any errant squirts.

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Monday, January 13, 2020

9 home (kids’ bathroom)

Diarrhea hits
Four senses in a bad way.
Glad taste is left out.

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Sunday, January 12, 2020

8 home

It's distracting when
My kids are fighting downstairs.
But I'll keep shitting.

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Saturday, January 11, 2020

7 home

Big, smelly, and gross.
Now that's how you take a shit.
Yesterday, take note.

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6 home

Yesterday

This one hardly counts,
But I technically shat so
The rules are the rules.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2020

5 home (downstairs)

About to shower,
And that's a good thing, 'cause this...
Ya know, never mind.

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Monday, January 6, 2020

4 home (downstairs)

Now that's more like it.
Shitting every day wasn't
Very "me," ya know?

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Friday, January 3, 2020

3 home (kids’ bathroom)

3 shits in 3 days!
If my math is right, that means...
50,000 shits!

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Thursday, January 2, 2020

2 home (downstairs)

Hey - I'm 2 for 2!
Going #2, that is.
(Wearing a tutu.)

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Wednesday, January 1, 2020

1 home (downstairs)

Time-traveling shit!
This one came all the way from
2019!

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