Happy Brown Friday!
What's that you say? Black Friday?
(Looks down) Nope, all brown.
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Friday, November 29, 2019
164 home (downstairs)
Wednesday
I'll eat my weight in
Korean barbecue, so
Look out, everyone.
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I'll eat my weight in
Korean barbecue, so
Look out, everyone.
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Sunday, November 24, 2019
163 home (kids’ bathroom)
Back from Trader Joe's.
Unloaded the car, and now
Unloading my ass.
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Unloaded the car, and now
Unloading my ass.
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162 home
Yesterday
This shit reminds me
Of a movie, because it's
Fast and Furious.
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This shit reminds me
Of a movie, because it's
Fast and Furious.
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Friday, November 22, 2019
161 (kids’ bathroom)
Felt this one coming
Mid-parent/teacher conference.
And yet I waited.
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Mid-parent/teacher conference.
And yet I waited.
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160 home (downstairs)
Got back from Utah,
And I brought a shit made of
Bourbon bread pudding.
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And I brought a shit made of
Bourbon bread pudding.
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Tuesday, November 19, 2019
159 home (kids’ bathroom)
That was unpleasant.
Better here than at work though,
Reputation-wise.
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Better here than at work though,
Reputation-wise.
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Sunday, November 17, 2019
158 home
Back home from Vegas,
And my butt made a new game.
Brownjack slot pai ow.
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And my butt made a new game.
Brownjack slot pai ow.
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Saturday, November 16, 2019
157 Vegas (Park MGM conference center)
Drank a lot last night,
And tonight's plan is the same.
Except I'll weigh less.
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And tonight's plan is the same.
Except I'll weigh less.
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Wednesday, November 13, 2019
156 home (kids’ bathroom)
Pre-Pilates Dump
Is now PPD. Happens
Enough to earn that.
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Is now PPD. Happens
Enough to earn that.
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Tuesday, November 12, 2019
155 home (kids’ bathroom)
Loud stomach rumbles
Are now brown stomach crumbles.
Eh, not great, but still.
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Are now brown stomach crumbles.
Eh, not great, but still.
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Sunday, November 10, 2019
154 home (downstairs)
So gassy last night
That I'm almost surprised this
Took a solid form.
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That I'm almost surprised this
Took a solid form.
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Thursday, November 7, 2019
153 home (downstairs)
Middle Eastern food
Made my stomach as peaceful
As that whole region.
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Made my stomach as peaceful
As that whole region.
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Monday, November 4, 2019
152 home (downstairs)
My dearest Monday,
Can you be less punctual
And come one day late?
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Can you be less punctual
And come one day late?
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Saturday, November 2, 2019
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