Poop Group: October 2019

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Glad I count "sessions."
Each individual shit
Would be too...fuzzy.

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Is there a name for
Fast and awkward waddling?
'Cause I just did that.

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This shit was based on
The food I ate yesterday.
I mean, loosely based.

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Dreading tomorrow.
Have to fire someone, which,
Like this, is shitty.

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That short rib taco
Is now a long ass caca.
Sorry, that was bad.

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I've said it before,
But after food at The Stand,
I have to The Sit.

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No wife for 5 days.
I can stink up the bathroom
With impunity.

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It's Columbus Day,
And in the murky waters,
My shit has set sail.

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When I leaned forward,
A bunch more came out. Movement
Led to more...movement.

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The answer is yes
To one of life's big questions:
Can a butthole sweat?

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That was a doozy.
In French, I guess you could say
It was a "deux-sy."

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Starting the work week
By shedding some weekend weight.
Order is restored.

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(Saturday)

Oktoberfest lunch
Proved that sausages and beers
Are poop producers.

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Not sure if that shit
"Flew" or "shot" out of my ass.
Hey...flew...shot...flu shot!

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On Rosh Hashanah,
The challah is round. My shit
Is still a log though.

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