Poop Group: September 2019

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Mason's soccer game
Is coming up, so I pulled
My anal goalie.

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The worst time to shit?
In my opinion, it's right
After you shower.

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The Jewish retreat
Was fun, and I didn't shit.
Let us say, "Amen."

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I learned something new:
Despite the peach fuzz, my butt
Is a baritone.

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Haven't shat at work
In over 4 months. So home...
Is where the shart is?

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My nose has a cold
But my asshole seems to have
A warm. Or luke warm.

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I'm glad I can't smell.
That benefit of a cold
Is almost worth it.

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It's 2 for Tuesday!
"But you just shat once," you say.
Yeah, but 2 pounds' worth.

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Monday

Starting the work week
With a few exercises.
(Butt exercises.)

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There's nothing like some
Old fashioned diarrhea
To kick off the day.

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As my shit came out,
A thought stuck me: Do I say
Hello or Goodbye?

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That log was so big,
It almost touched my butthole
Post-separation.

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Pre-Labor Day shit.
It was labor intensive.
Guess I'm just early.

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