Felt this one last night
But had to wait until now.
Can't rush perfection.
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Saturday, August 31, 2019
Wednesday, August 28, 2019
121 home (downstairs)
Judging by the blood,
It's clear that turd was too wide
For my poor anus.
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It's clear that turd was too wide
For my poor anus.
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Tuesday, August 27, 2019
120 home
Monday
Busy day at work,
So glad I'm getting this out
Before all that shit.
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Busy day at work,
So glad I'm getting this out
Before all that shit.
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Monday, August 26, 2019
119 home
Friday
Back home from Utah
And pooping out its cuisine.
It traveled for free.
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Back home from Utah
And pooping out its cuisine.
It traveled for free.
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Wednesday, August 21, 2019
118 SLC hotel
Pre-Romney speech shit.
Think it's a bad omen that
I clogged the toilet?
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Think it's a bad omen that
I clogged the toilet?
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Sunday, August 18, 2019
117 big bear cabin
That shit kept going,
Clear out of the water and
Almost to the seat.
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Clear out of the water and
Almost to the seat.
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Saturday, August 17, 2019
116 Big Bear cabin
Horseback riding then
Alpine slide riding equals
Feces jostled free.
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Alpine slide riding equals
Feces jostled free.
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Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Saturday, August 10, 2019
114 home (downstairs)
The white toilet's for
Immediate unloading
Only. And farting.
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Immediate unloading
Only. And farting.
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Friday, August 9, 2019
Monday, August 5, 2019
112 home (downstairs)
More burgers and dogs.
You'd think I'd remember that
It turns into...this.
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You'd think I'd remember that
It turns into...this.
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111 home (kids’ bathroom)
Yesterday
This weekend's theme is
Pool Party. The backyard kind,
And the toilet one.
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This weekend's theme is
Pool Party. The backyard kind,
And the toilet one.
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Friday, August 2, 2019
110 home (kids’ bathroom)
To describe this shit,
"Wider than my anus" is
Pretty accurate.
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"Wider than my anus" is
Pretty accurate.
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