95 home

Trader Joe's run? Check.
Stuff ready for art class? Check.
Smelly dump? Check mate.

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94 home (kids’ bathroom)

I'm 42 now,
Yet I'm shitting just the same.
How disappointing.

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93 cruise ship stateroom

From Wednesday

Isn't that fitting?
I just finished eating a
Melting chocolate cake.

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92 cruise ship stateroom

From Tuesday

The ship creates waves
In the ocean, and my shit
Does in the toilet.

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91 home (downstairs)

A quick morning dump
Before getting the kids up.
Priorities, man.

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90 home (kids’ bathroom)

That business class food
Was fancier than normal,
But still turns to shit.

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89 NYC hotel

Pre-meeting dumpage.
Hope the bankers approve of
My emptied bowels.

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88 home (downstairs)

A Father's Day dump!
Might need to go more later.
Ya know, I have twins.

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87 home (kids’ bathroom)

Remember the ride
"The Log Jammer"? It's like that,
Except shittier.

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86 home (kids’ bathroom)

Dark and long again.
This is becoming a theme.
Kills the suspense though.

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85 home (kids’ bathroom)

Day 2 of the cleanse.
I just made a long, dark log.
I'll assume that's fine.

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84 home (kids’ bathroom)

Day 1 of the cleanse.
This shit helps with the weight loss
Part of the diet.

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83 home (downstairs)

Cleanse starts tomorrow.
A little concerned that I'll
Shit all me brains out.

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82 home (downstairs)

It's Amber's birthday!
That has nothing to do with
This dump. Not a thing.

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81 home

The shits keep coming!
This one's like a symphony
With lots of movements.

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