My call was cancelled,
Which is great: now I can shit.
Things are looking up.
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Friday, May 31, 2019
Thursday, May 30, 2019
78 home (downstairs)
I took a Red Eye,
And now I have a Brown Eye
Blinking out some shit.
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And now I have a Brown Eye
Blinking out some shit.
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Sunday, May 26, 2019
Friday, May 24, 2019
76 home (kids’ bathroom)
Thank you, McDonalds.
I'd almost forgotten what
Nasty shit smelled like.
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I'd almost forgotten what
Nasty shit smelled like.
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Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Monday, May 20, 2019
74 home (kids’ bathroom)
Note to self: don't eat
Buffalo chicken fries. Please.
Because this happens.
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Buffalo chicken fries. Please.
Because this happens.
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Sunday, May 19, 2019
73 home (downstairs)
That beef blend burger
Tasted good, but now it's a
Beef blend turd burger.
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Tasted good, but now it's a
Beef blend turd burger.
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Thursday, May 16, 2019
72 home
Yesterday
I thought I was done,
But here I am with more shit.
I'm so talented.
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I thought I was done,
But here I am with more shit.
I'm so talented.
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71 home (kids’ bathroom)
Yesterday
It's Wednesday morning,
Which apparently now means
That shits are coming.
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It's Wednesday morning,
Which apparently now means
That shits are coming.
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Tuesday, May 14, 2019
70 home (kids’ bathroom)
My stomach calmed down.
I won't be eating chili
For a little while.
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I won't be eating chili
For a little while.
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Monday, May 13, 2019
69 home (downstairs)
I like fajitas,
But smelling them again is
Gilding the lily.
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But smelling them again is
Gilding the lily.
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Wednesday, May 8, 2019
68 home (kids’ bathroom)
Pre-Pilates shit.
Almost as regular as
Post-Pilates aches.
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Almost as regular as
Post-Pilates aches.
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Monday, May 6, 2019
66 home (kids’ bathroom)
This shit was heavy.
Not in weight, per se, but more
Like a period.
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Not in weight, per se, but more
Like a period.
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Wednesday, May 1, 2019
65 home (kids’ bathroom)
Thankfully back home.
Much better than on the plane
Or in the car here.
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Much better than on the plane
Or in the car here.
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64 SLC hotel
Tuesday
Oh yippee, more blood.
You know it's a sad day when
I hope for "just shit."
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Oh yippee, more blood.
You know it's a sad day when
I hope for "just shit."
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63 SLC hotel
Monday
I'm making some room
For sushi, beer, and sake.
Lots and lots of room.
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I'm making some room
For sushi, beer, and sake.
Lots and lots of room.
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