Thursday, March 28, 2019

46 home (kids’ bathroom)

I had Chipotle,
And it was yummy enough
That I'm fine with this.


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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

45 home

Pilates, again,
Has jostled my insides and
Shook free some feces.

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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

44 home (kids’ bathroom)

I see benefits
To shaving one's butthole hairs.
I clearly see them.

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43 home

Yesterday

Chicken chorizo
Looks like chicken chorizo
On the way out too.

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Thursday, March 21, 2019

42 home

It's March 21st!
The anniversary of
Something not shitty.

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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

42 home

Well, hearty chili,
You've outdone yourself this time.
Way to make your mark.

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Monday, March 18, 2019

41 home

Number 41!
Just like my age (and a great
Dave Matthews Band song).

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Saturday, March 16, 2019

40 home

It had been a while,
Which is evident by the
Shitload of shit, bro.

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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

39 home

That dump came on fast,
And yet, I made it on time.
Hero status - check!

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38 work

Yesterday

Guess I wasn't done.
Stinking up both home and work?
I'm so talented.

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37 home (downstairs)

Yesterday

The bread is toasting,
But I nearly shit my pants.
I prioritized.

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Friday, March 8, 2019

36 home

Pre-baseball game dump.
I'm preparing by squatting
Like Johnny Bench did.

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Thursday, March 7, 2019

35 home

The dog is barking,
And my butt kinda is too.
But maybe louder.

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34 home

Yesterday

Glad I got this out
Before the Pilates class.
Could've been messy.

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Monday, March 4, 2019

33 home

That courtesy flush
Really struggled. I'm worried
About the next one(s).

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Saturday, March 2, 2019

32 home (kids’ bathroom)

I misjudged a wipe
And got shit on my finger.
I'm a grown ass man.

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