Sunday, March 31, 2019
Thursday, March 28, 2019
46 home (kids’ bathroom)
I had Chipotle,
And it was yummy enough
That I'm fine with this.
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And it was yummy enough
That I'm fine with this.
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Wednesday, March 27, 2019
Tuesday, March 26, 2019
44 home (kids’ bathroom)
I see benefits
To shaving one's butthole hairs.
I clearly see them.
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To shaving one's butthole hairs.
I clearly see them.
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43 home
Yesterday
Chicken chorizo
Looks like chicken chorizo
On the way out too.
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Chicken chorizo
Looks like chicken chorizo
On the way out too.
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Friday, March 22, 2019
Thursday, March 21, 2019
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
42 home
Well, hearty chili,
You've outdone yourself this time.
Way to make your mark.
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You've outdone yourself this time.
Way to make your mark.
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Monday, March 18, 2019
Saturday, March 16, 2019
Tuesday, March 12, 2019
39 home
That dump came on fast,
And yet, I made it on time.
Hero status - check!
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And yet, I made it on time.
Hero status - check!
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38 work
Yesterday
Guess I wasn't done.
Stinking up both home and work?
I'm so talented.
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Guess I wasn't done.
Stinking up both home and work?
I'm so talented.
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37 home (downstairs)
Yesterday
The bread is toasting,
But I nearly shit my pants.
I prioritized.
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The bread is toasting,
But I nearly shit my pants.
I prioritized.
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Friday, March 8, 2019
36 home
Pre-baseball game dump.
I'm preparing by squatting
Like Johnny Bench did.
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I'm preparing by squatting
Like Johnny Bench did.
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Thursday, March 7, 2019
Monday, March 4, 2019
33 home
That courtesy flush
Really struggled. I'm worried
About the next one(s).
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Really struggled. I'm worried
About the next one(s).
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Saturday, March 2, 2019
32 home (kids’ bathroom)
I misjudged a wipe
And got shit on my finger.
I'm a grown ass man.
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And got shit on my finger.
I'm a grown ass man.
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