31 home (kids’ bathroom)

Cannelloni beans
Had my butt sounding like a
Go-kart breaking down.

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30 home (kids’ bathroom)

I'm glad the brisket
Was tender, and not just for
The eating process.

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29 home (kids’ bathroom)

First shit in five days!
No wonder it was so big.
Uh...that's what she said?

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28 home (kids’ bathroom)

It's Presidents' Day,
And I'm celebrating with
A President Dump.

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27 home (downstairs)

Starting the weekend
Off with a bang. Actually,
It's more like a plop.

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26 home (kids’ bathroom)

Yesterday

For Valentine's Day,
I got the toilet this gift.
(Note the hint of red.)

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25 home

That Pilates class
Really jostled this shit loose.
I guess I'm...reformed?

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24 home (kids’ bathroom)

Stomach was hurting,
But expelling this grossness
Should hopefully help.


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23 work

Yesterday

Very busy day.
Grateful I found the time to
Drop off this huge load.

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22 work (downstairs)

Tuesday

New Squatty Potty
Makes work shitting a wee bit
I don't know...smoother?


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21 home (kids’ bathroom)

Superbowl Sunday!
There's nothing super about
This toilet bowl though.

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