20 home (downstairs)

They call it Wing Stop
But that food just wing started
Some diarrhea.

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19 home (downstairs)

Why hello, ground beef.
Looks like you took a brief tour
Of my intestines.

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18 home (kids’ bathroom)

Day trip to SB.
We visited the funk zone.
Making my own now.

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17 home

Home with a sick girl.
She'd be even worse off if
She smelled this bathroom.

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16 home (kids’ bathroom)

"I might have to shit"
Turned to "Get out of my way!"
In a split second.

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15 home

Back from the mountains
And I brought a souvenir:
A mountain of shit.

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14 big bear cabin

Before heading home
I needed to leave my boss
This gift I made him.

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13 home

Back home, same result.
What happened to my stomach?
Do Mormons do this?

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12 SLC hotel

I'm shitting again?
Got to get out of Utah
Or I'll disappear.

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12 SLC hotel

Dave and Buster's food
For lunch and dinner. My butt
Doesn't like this game.

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11 SLC hotel

Drank too much last night.
So now my head and my ass
Throw in unison.

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10 home (kids’ bathroom)

Off to a haircut,
But first, let's get my ass hairs
All super nasty.

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9 home

Little shit pieces
Is really fitting since I
Ate dumplings last night.

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8 work (downstairs)

I wish those tacos
Still smelled like tacos and not
Whatever this is.

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7 home

This pace is crazy.
7 in 10 days? My ass
And hole are confused.

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6 home (downstairs)

Poor enchilada.
You had been so nearly wrapped.
But now? Not so much.

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5 work (downstairs)

(Yesterday)

Needed three flushes.
That's roughly one for every
Metric ton of shit.

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4 home (downstairs)

Ate at The Yardhouse
And now I think I produced
A full yard of shit.

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3 home

3 days in a row!
This is now quite this shit streak.
Uh...bad choice of words.

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2 work (downstairs)

Already on pace
To double last year's number.
Oops, I mean "output."

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1 home (kids’ bathroom)

2019
So far seems just like '18
In that I'm shitting.


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