Poop Group: December 2018

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Hope I got two more
So the poop ratio is
1 every 2 days.

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Carly's got art class
But I could teach a fart class.
Upper division.

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Yesterday

It's my dad's birthday,
And I'm fathering this shit.
Circle of life, yo.

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This should count as 2.
That's still just half the number
Of toilet flushes.

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It didn't get clogged?
I'd say "Christmas miracle"
But that's tomorrow.

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Upon wiping, I
Expected to just see brown
But got red. Surprise!

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That was super gross.
Sorry, cleaning lady, but
This one is all you.

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I made a mistake
And had Taco Bell for lunch.
This is my penance.

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Yesterday

I guess my body
Didn't want the nutrients
From all this brown mush.

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I don't remember,
But at some point I must have
Had a few Mudslides.

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Just like the trial
This is dragging on and on.
But this smells much worse.

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Back to the courthouse.
I'm preparing by sitting
And dealing with shit.

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Paul Klein

I think I'm good now.
Stomach was off a few days,
But that shit be gone.

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Wait, what? You shit where?
That should tell you all about
How great the urge was.

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Glad I got this out
Because nobody likes a
Stinky juror box.

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Happy Hanukkah!
I'm glad there's no menorah
Close to this ass gas.

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