This is my favorite one http://truth.yourtrade.co/go31

Paul Klein

 

 

 

164 home (kids’ bathroom)

Ugh, jury duty
After dropping this kids off.
The real kids, that is.

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163 home

Gotta get this out
Before bad things happen at
The trampoline place.

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162 home

From Friday:

Post-Thanksgiving dump.
Make me want to call the day
"Light Brownish Friday."

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161 home (downstairs)

Happy Thanksgiving!
So much to be thankful for,
Like indoor plumbing.

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160 home

I just unloaded.
That was a shitload of shit.
And yet I sense more.

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159 home (downstairs)

4 days between shits.
You can tell by the volume.
Oh, and the volume.

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158 home

It's nice when my shit
Reminds me of what I ate.
Hi, spicy salsa!

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157 home (kids’ bathroom)

Wednesday

A triple flusher!
Based on yesterday, I could
Poop for the cycle.

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156 home (kids’ bathroom)

Tuesday

I got distracted
By playing Bricks and Balls, so
This is late. My bad.

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Re:

I can highly recommend it! http://desktop.saltmarshecottages.co.uk

 

Paul Klein

 

 

 

155 home

Lost big in soccer,
And then I lost a few pounds.
Good day for losing.

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154 home (kids’ bathroom)

Post-Halloween shit
Has hollowed out my insides
Jack-O'Lantern-esque.

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