Poop Group: October 2018

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Happy Halloween!
My butt dressed as an old peach
With food poisoning.

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10/30/18

Note to self: Don't eat
The food you ate yesterday.
Whatever that was.

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10/27/18

Shitting my brains out
Right before Scotty's wedding
In the Big Crapple!

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This is a gross one.
Maybe three types of salsa
Is one too many.

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Jury duty then
A night of poker. That's new.
My butt's like, "What's up?"

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Then there was this one.
Hints of coffee, orange chicken,
And fecal matter.

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First from yesterday.
I forgot to write until
This morning. All true.

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I think my butthole
And my mouth-hole just made the
Same weird grunting sound.

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That came on quickly.
Makes sense, since the food was from
A surprise party.

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My day's pretty packed,
But I guess my shit isn't
(Judging by the sound).

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The subways smell good
Compared to what I'm making.
You're welcome, New York.

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Had Indian food,
But now I must say "sari"
To this poor toilet.

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Was supposed to rain,
But didn't, so my butt is
Making up for it.

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Yesterday, my shit
Was memorable, yet I
Forgot to write this.

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