Poop Group: August 2018

Friday, August 31, 2018

Here early today,
Which I like, so I can shit
In relative peace.

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Come on, gravity.
Do your job better so I
Push and strain less.

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Dodger Dogs and beers
Were fun while watching the game,
But this...this is gross.

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These damn narcotics
Are making me all backed up.
But sadly, not high.

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Glad that my bruised rib
Doesn't hurt me when I'm in
Shitting position.

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That protein shake said
It had "pea protein," but this
Feels like the "poo" kind.

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Paul Klein

What type of downpour
Came storming out of my ass?
Torrential, of course.

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About to be coached
On coaching a soccer team.
No puns, just sharing.

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Had poké for lunch,
Now it's poking out my ass.
Japanglish wordplay!

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Two shits before 8?
It's like I don't even know
My butt anymore.

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That Memphis food was
Delicious...but heavy and
Not great for my ass.

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I'm very thankful
That the crispy fried chicken
Softened up a bit.

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I hate wasting food,
But maybe that was too much
Seasoned taco meat.

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That was fast and gross.
Then fast again and more gross.
Then slower. Still gross.

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