94 home

The 4th of July
Is days away, but my ass
Is pre-partying.

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93 home

41 years old,
And yet I manage to shit
Like I'm still 40.

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92 home (kids’ bathroom)

Last shit of 40!
At least I hope so, because
It smelled god awful.

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91 home

Glorious Monday.
The work week begins anew,
And I shit liquid.

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90 home (kids’ bathroom)

Before Trader Joe's
I'm doing my version of
"Organic produce."

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89 Yosemite cabin

Packing up our stuff,
And unpacking my anus.
Thanks, Yosemite.

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88 Yosemite (cabin, kids’ bathroom)

I must've eaten
Food with some kind of Fast Pass
For my intestines.

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87 Yosemite (cabin)

Yesterday's shit was
So big, I forgot to make
A Father's Day pun.

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86 Yosemite (cabin)

This elevation
Has really clogged up my ears
But unclogged my ass.

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85 home (kids’ bathroom)

Ate two burritos
Two days ago. Now this is
Way two disgusting.

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84 work

It's a 3 flusher!
The bathroom referee has
His hands in the air.

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83 home (kids’ bathroom)

I'm sad that my shit
Didn't match the play we saw:
The Color Purple.

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82 work

Got to work early,
And thought I could shit in peace,
But...fucking Travis.

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81 home

The best adjective
To describe this shit session
Would be "volcanic."

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