O buffalo wings!
Your taste lures me in, but you
Burn me in the end.
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Sunday, April 29, 2018
Thursday, April 26, 2018
59 home (kids’ bathroom)
Amber's en route to
LAX, while my rectum
Fully reLAXes.
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LAX, while my rectum
Fully reLAXes.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2018
58 home (downstairs)
Wait - thad Dodger Dog
Didn't have any chili
When I ate it. Weird.
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Didn't have any chili
When I ate it. Weird.
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Sunday, April 22, 2018
57 home (downstairs)
Stopped making breakfast
- children are going hungry -
Because of this dump.
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- children are going hungry -
Because of this dump.
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Friday, April 20, 2018
56 SLC hotel
Had Ruth's Chris last night,
So this shit is expensive,
But it smells the same.
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So this shit is expensive,
But it smells the same.
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Wednesday, April 18, 2018
55 SLC hotel
Barely made it here.
The check-in process was long.
Thank god my key worked.
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The check-in process was long.
Thank god my key worked.
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Tuesday, April 17, 2018
54 work
Each time I unclench,
Some more liquid shit comes out.
Guess I live here now.
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Some more liquid shit comes out.
Guess I live here now.
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Monday, April 16, 2018
Friday, April 13, 2018
52 home
Well now I feel gross,
But I guess that's what you get
When you shit like this.
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But I guess that's what you get
When you shit like this.
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Sunday, April 8, 2018
Tuesday, April 3, 2018
49 home
The kids had birthdays,
And I had some shitty food.
Guess which led me here.
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And I had some shitty food.
Guess which led me here.
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