Unloading before
My morning flight to Utah.
We'll need less fuel now.
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Tuesday, January 30, 2018
Monday, January 29, 2018
16 work (downstairs)
I just created
A brand new Girl Scout cookie:
Fudge Speckled Splatter.
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A brand new Girl Scout cookie:
Fudge Speckled Splatter.
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Friday, January 26, 2018
13 work
(From yesterday)
Courtesy flushes
Make everyone happier.
What an invention!
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Courtesy flushes
Make everyone happier.
What an invention!
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Tuesday, January 23, 2018
12 work
Sounds like Old Faithful,
But lacks the timing aspect.
Oh, and it spews shit.
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But lacks the timing aspect.
Oh, and it spews shit.
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Monday, January 22, 2018
11 work (downstairs)
The dude next to me
Is wiping his ass like he's
Scrubbing dirty plates.
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Is wiping his ass like he's
Scrubbing dirty plates.
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Thursday, January 18, 2018
10 home
It's one of those shits
That makes me think, "When did I
Eat jalapeños?"
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That makes me think, "When did I
Eat jalapeños?"
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Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
8 work (downstairs)
I barely made it.
Like "walking-funny-checked-my-
Underwear" barely.
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Like "walking-funny-checked-my-
Underwear" barely.
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Saturday, January 13, 2018
7 San Francisco hotel
We're in The City
I made this toilet shitty.
And that ain't pretty.
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I made this toilet shitty.
And that ain't pretty.
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Thursday, January 11, 2018
6 work (downstairs)
Nothing like some blood
To cap off a painful shit.
Nice splash of color.
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To cap off a painful shit.
Nice splash of color.
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Wednesday, January 10, 2018
5 home (kids’ bathroom)
Seems that I've lost my
Ability to process
Chipotle goodness.
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Ability to process
Chipotle goodness.
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Monday, January 8, 2018
4 home
It's raining outside.
My butt wanted to match it.
Who likes liquid shit?!?!?
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My butt wanted to match it.
Who likes liquid shit?!?!?
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Saturday, January 6, 2018
3 home
Was that high pitch whine
From my nose or from my butt?
We may never know.
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From my nose or from my butt?
We may never know.
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Wednesday, January 3, 2018
2 Work
That log was giant.
You could build a house with that.
A birdhouse, but still.
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You could build a house with that.
A birdhouse, but still.
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Tuesday, January 2, 2018
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