163

It's cold in Utah,
But this shit is hot. Damn hot.
So suck it, Mormons.

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162

After Black Friday
But before Cyber Monday
Comes Brown Saturday.

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161

Getting my shit on.
It's a party over here.
A fartsharty one.

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160

Finally solid!
So glad I ate that corn starch
To thicken things up.

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159

God damn it, again?!?!
How do regular shitters
Get anything done?

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158

I'm back downstairs now,
But my ass is still hurting.
That's unfortunate.

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157

Can't believe there's more.
Seriously. I should weigh
Only ten pounds now.

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156

Ouch. This hurts my ass.
Makes me long for the days of
Hot squirting liquids.

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155

A whole week of squirts
And I sense more on its way.
Ready for a change.

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154

It was worth a shot,
But my shit still smells despite
Eating orange chicken.

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153

This must be the flu,
Because a bunch of shit just
Flu out of my butt.

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152

Post Halloween dump.
I was expecting Milk Duds,
But got fudge instead.

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151

Halloween shitting!
That's right, people. I'm putting
The "poo" in "sPOOky."

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