122

It's fucking hot out.
Maybe that's why my stomach
Feels like it's boiling.

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121

I need a smog check.
Hope my butt doesn't throw off
The emissions test.

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120

You know that shit scene
In "Dumb and Dumber"? This was
Pretty much like that.

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119

I'm back in LA.
My first order of business
Is this butt business.

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118

Have to shit quickly
Then head to the call center.
Better here than there.

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117

It's been a few days,
But I'm still getting a hint
Of that "new ass smell."

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116

My body rejects
Whatever it was I ate.
It's Mutumbo-esque.

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115

That was disgusting.
If it weren't impossible,
I would stop eating.

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114

This is a struggle.
It's like my shit is facing
The '85 Bears.

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112

That wedding last night
Did something to my stomach.
I blame the hora.

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112

Think I'll have more soon.
This had a distinct vibe of
"Shitstorm precursor."

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111

It's ironic that
Eating food at a place called
"The Stand" makes me sit.

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110

I'm pushing a lot.
It's as if my rectum has
Joined the resistance.

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109

My butt just felt like
A Bunsen burner, complete
With gas, sparks, and flames.

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108

That bubbling sound
Was a bit disconcerting.
I'm...carbonated?

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107

It's been a long time!
That poor corn had probably
Made friends already.

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