106

Ceil made us baked beans,
And all that sound and fury
Signified....something.

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105

Just flew business class,
And now I'm doing my own
Version of "business."

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104

Expensive sushi
Still makes for a smelly shit.
(Just some free advice.)

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103

In New York City.
Too bad it's not "The City
That Never Smells." Gross.

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102

Peter's Anus 2:
(Which one?) Revenge of the Shit
or Dark of the Moon?

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101

I'm back and shitting.
No go in San Diego,
But this is plenty.

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San Diego bound!
I believe that's German for
"A nasty ass shit."

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Since I can still think,
I guess I didn't truly
Shit my brains out. Phew.


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98

Dentist this morning.
He's luckily just checking
The hole in my face.

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97

I'm still sitting here,
And feel like I could all day.
Guess I'm full of shit.

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96

Had Thai food last night,
Including some pad see ew.
Now it's "pad see EWWWWWW!"

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95

That French dip sandwich
Is now taking its own dip.
But that ain't au jus.

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94

It's fucking hot here,
But my ass just made sounds like
A thunder shower.

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93

That sounded just like
Someone squeezing a bottle
With just five drops left.

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92

Today's July 4th,
And the sounds of explosions
Have started early.


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91

I'm back from fishing,
And this gross shit means I must
Scrub my own poop deck.

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90

Work fishing trip time!
But first, I'm dropping my own
Sinker. (It's my shit.)

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