74

I can smell again!
Glad that my cold is gone, but...
I can smell again.

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73

Two days of the flu
Turned my butt into a flue.
Complete with hot smoke.

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72

Back from Alaska,
Where I took some massive shits
On a massive ship.

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66

It had been a while,
Which explains why I shat out
Three shitloads of shit.

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65

Well that was ugly.
Not submitting it to the
Shit Beauty Contest.

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64

I guess that pad thai
Was in a hurry to meet
The toilet water.

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63

El Seis de Mayo
Makes me feel like a nasty
Human piñata.

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62

Cinco de Mayo,
And I'm clearing room early.
Bring on the tacos!

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61

I shat yesterday
But write the haiku today.
These are all true facts.

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