41

The last day of March,
And this massive shit just marched
Right out me asshole.

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40

Was in a meeting,
And nearly started shitting.
I looked "deep in thought."

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39

A quick morning squirt,
With much more to come later.
My nose has been warned.


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38

Got a slight fever,
And I think the heat transferred
Right to this hot shit.

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37

Married 13 years,
And I still want to shield her
From this smell. That's love.

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36

Ended my phone call
And ran to the bathroom stall.
Priorities, man.

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35

I'm back from Utah,
And first thing I do is shit.
Bye bye, Mormon food.

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34

Shaq's jersey number,
Which is fitting, since this shit
...uh...I should stop here.

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33

The kids have fevers.
My butt has sympathy heat.
It's very giving.

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32

A "Magic" number.
You know what else is magic?
Never ending shit.

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31

Starting the work day
With a giant shit. Thank god
For my standing desk.

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30

It's about damn time.
Maybe now those smelly farts
Will stay in their home.

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29

I'm so excited
To be taking a shower
After this shitshow.

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28

Sat for a long time,
And then - bam! - out it came, like
A bat out of smell.


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