PK 165

Last D of the year.
The D stands for "day" and "dump."
But not "discharge." (Wink)

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PK 164

Happy Birthday, Dad.
My friend Taco Bell and I
Made something for you.

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PK 163

Closing out this year
With a bang! Not to mention
Some squeaks and squirts too.

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PK 162

Meatballs, chicken wings,
Corned beef, spicy casserole...
No wonder it's gross.

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PK 161

So I wiped my ass,
And there wasn't any blood.
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!


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PK 160

The dessert was called
Ice cream cake, but it made a
Chocolate volcano.

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PK 159

Tuna salad plus
Korean barbecue makes
For curious smells.

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PK 158

The answer is "split,"
As in, "My asshole just split
Itself wide open."

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PK 157

A colleague just quit,
And now I sit and I shit.
What rhyming word's next?!?!


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PK 156

Ran out of TP
And then I clogged the toilet.
Strong start to the day.

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PK 155

There's one more piece left.
It's stubborn, but I got this.
'Cause that shit ain't shit.

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PK 154

Tonight's blackened cod
Quickly turned into browned cod.
(Because of the shit.)

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PK 153

Last month of the year,
And I'll go out with a bang.
A big, smelly bang.

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PK 152

So glad I'm going.
Really foul gas for three days.
I shall breathe in peace.

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