PK 139

I really should've
Weighed myself before this shit.
It. Just. Keeps. Going.

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PK 138

Only 5:30
And I'm already shitting.
Early turd special?

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PK 137

Chicken parm sandwich,
You left so fast you forgot
To be digested.

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PK 136

Thai food yesterday
And gross poop today, to which
I say, "Pad See Ewwwwww."

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PK 135

This took a long time;
That's what you get when you're a
Shitball dispenser.

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PK 134

I guess my body
Didn't want the meatballs from
That meatball sandwich.

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PK 133

It's magic trick time!
Watch me turn those green chiles
Into brown mush - Poof!

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PK 132 from Wed

It is Yom Kippur,
So here is some atoning:
I'm sorry, toilet.

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PK 131 from Tuesday

Home with a sick boy,
So I'm stuck inside all day.
But this shit got out.

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PK 130

In Beverly Hills,
I had champagne and hors d'oeurves.
In Woodland Hills? Shit.

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PK 129

I don't know plumbing,
But I'll try: this shit feels like
Someone snaked my line.

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PK 128

The round toilet bowl
Represents the shit cycle.
L'shana tova.

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