PK 114

Shitting out those two
Philly cheesesteaks made me cry.
Must be the onions.

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PK 113

Fishing trip was fun,
But this shitting trip feels like
I swallowed the hook.

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PK 112

My lunch yesterday
Had too much black pepper, 'cause
My ass is sneezing.

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PK 111

Concert at the Bowl,
Followed by Disconcerting
At the Toilet Bowl.

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PK 110

Did I eat ground beef?
I would remember that, right?
Must've. Shit don't lie.

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PK 109

One thing's for certain:
You will never hear me claim
That my shit don't stink.

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PK 108

Do probiotics
Make your shit insanely foul?
I'm, um, just asking.

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PK 107

Tony Roma's food
Doesn't change all that much when
It leaves my body.

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PK 106

Back from LegoLand,
So it's appropriate that
I just shit a brick.

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PK 105

I blame the pizza.
Otherwise I can't explain
This amount of crust.

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PK 104

I went to Islands
And now I'm making islands
In shitty water.

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PK 103

My friend Jon's in town.
Not related to this shit,
But true nonetheless.

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