PK 102

Partied at the zoo,
And now I'm shitting like a
Fucking animal.

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PK 101

Jambalaya poop
Shockingly looks a lot like
Jambalaya...poop.

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PK 100

I just need two words
To explain this shit's power:
Brazilian steakhouse.

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PK 99

Playing "Words With Friends,"
But for right now, let's call it
"Turds From Ends." Get it?!?!

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PK 98

I finished shitting,
But you wouldn't know it from
All this damn wiping.

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PK 97

It might not sound good,
But whiskey and pickle juice...
Actually, not good.

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PK 96

Hmm, on second thought,
I should've had the salad.
Pulled pork yields pushed poop.

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PK 95

My Subway footlong
Has magically turned into
Three six-inch shit subs.

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PK 94

Haikus don't rhyme, sure,
But truth outweighs tradition.
Got the squirts. It hurts.

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PK 93

My wife's leaving town,
So I can be more carefree
With smells and skid marks.

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PK 92

Burgers, dogs, and beans
Prepared my ass for its own
Fireworks display.

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PK 91

Tried champagne cognac,
And it warmed my throat. Is that
Why I had hot shit?

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PK 90

I think this shit is
The "combo" part of last night's
Steak and shrimp combo.

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