PK 61

This shit took so long
That it appropriately
Took place in a "stall."

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PK 60

First new office dump!
Now I have more stalls to hide
My identity.

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PK 59

Back on my home throne.
My shit is sentimental.
Scratch that - just mushy.

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PK 58

I see what they mean
By "pre-wedding shitters." What?
"Jitters"? Never mind.

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PK 57

In Los Olivos,
And this poor toilet bowl just
Did some Klein Tasting.

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PK 56

My work is moving,
And so, it appears, are my
Guts. (Peristalsis.)

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PK 55

It feels like someone
Loaded an old school cap gun
High up my rectum.

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PK 54

Actually, I think
I should really call this dump
The Splatterhorn. Yeah.

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PK 53

If this shit were a
Disneyland ride, it would be
Splash Mountain. For sure.

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PK 52

Nothing else out there
Makes for some nasty dumpage
Like Taco Bell does.

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PK 51

I should've nicknamed
My ass "Mt. Fuji" for its
Loud and hot lava.

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PK 50

I need a tune up
Or, at the very least, a
Higher octane gas.

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PK 49

My beer last night was
An IPA, so this shit
Is extra hoppy.

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PK 48

The Squatty Potty
Helped me do my bizness, but
Didn't help the smell.

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PK 47

A wise man once asked,
"How much pizza is too much?"
Well, I found the answer.

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PK 46

The mad scientist
In my stomach created
Some nasty brown slime.

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PK 45

That shit was pretty,
Pleasant smelling, solid, and
Easy. April Fools!

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