PK 29

Oh my poor asshole.
Three times in two days ain't fun.
Unless you like blood.

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PK 28

Second shit today.
It's rare, though not as rare as
Leap Day (tomorrow).

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PK 27

Ate food from Sharky's,
But I think it should be called
"Sharty's" - am I right?

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PK 26

My porcelain horse
Must think it queer to look up
At my bony rear.

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PK 25

This jumbo dump puts
The term "Asian fusion" in
A new (and brown) light.

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PK 24

Thanks, Squatty Potty.
Good to know I can be gross
In new positions.

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PK 23

I barely made it.
Nothing starts a day quite like
"Oops I crapped my pants."

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PK 22

If this shit session
Were a Taylor Swift song, she'd
Call it, "Wipe It Off."

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PK 21

Peyton Manning sings,
"Chicken parm you taste so good,"
But it hurts my ass.

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PK 20

Post-SuperBowl dump.
Not sure where all the chips went,
But here's the salsa!

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PK 19

On the phone with Jon,
And he's taking a shit too.
Poop pals forever!

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PK 18

Judging by volume,
You'd think I ate more than just
The buffalo's wings.

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PK 17

Well, it's Groundhog Day,
but Turtle Head Day would be
More appropriate.

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