PK 16

At the time, eating
Whiskey infused beef jerky
Seemed like a wise move.

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PK 15

I'm riding this toilet
For longer than 8 seconds,
So...I win. I think.

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PK 14

Black sesame seeds?
I don't remember eating
Black sesame seeds.

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PK 13

Starting the work week
With stomach cramps and loose shit.
Is that a bad sign?

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PK12

Black beans turned into
Brown mush. I find that to be...
Interesante.

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PK11

Today is Wednesday,
As in, "WEN will my asshole
Let me stop wiping?"

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PK10

I normally like
Souvenirs. But I don't need
This itchy asshole.

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PK9

I'm back from Big Bear,
But that didn't stop me from
Making this mountain.

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PK8

Shitting in Big Bear,
And hoping my big brown ones
Hibernate longer.

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PK7

"The Force Awakens"
Is also a good name for
My ass this morning.

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PK6

I seldom thank God,
But this one is earned: thank God
The stall was empty.

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PK5

The skies opened up,
And the rain poured down. Except
It's my butt. And shit.

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PK4

Haikus don't rhyme, but
I see "January" rhymes
With "Man, you hairy!"

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PK3

Taking a shit while
Chatting with my bro. Guess he's
An uncle again!


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PK2

Two shits in two days.
At this rate, I'll end up with...
I can't do that math.

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PK1

Two thousand sixteen!
May this year be full of - Oops!
Gotta wipe my ass.

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