KK152

That poop came out from deep inside.
I'm surprised my anus opened that wide.

Dec 29

I just shat out something unholy,
Like brown and rancid guacamole.

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KK151

Today my wonderful father turns a young 68.

And I just emptied my colon, now ain't that great?​

KK150

Today I was named Fantasy Football champ.
But I'm on the shitter with a bad stomach cramp.

Dec 27

It's my half-birthday, and I call dibs
On shitting out last night's smoked ribs.

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Dec 25

Merry Christmas, everybody.
Here's my gift: it's Smelly Putty.

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KK149

I felt the pressure, so I popped a squat.
Then out it came. Mushy

​but

 hot.

276

I've fallen behind in my count of dumps.
Today was a big one, came out in clumps.



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KK148

It's hard to believe that year is winding down. 

The odor in this stall could make an elf even frown. 

Dec 21

My butt is playing fast and loose,
And squeezing out a double deuce.

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Dec 21

A magic meal from El Coyote:
This shit is dense but also floaty.


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KK147

Ah yes, a very satisfying mountain of poop.
A foul-smelling pile of gelatinous goop.

Dec 19

Partied at a castle
Now I'm tearing up my asstle.

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270-275

Not thinking clearly while on the pot.
Busy at work and the shit won't stop.

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KK146

Is it Friday yet? Oh yes, it is!

I'll start this day off with making a shiz.

KK145

Ouch that hurt. I cannot lie. 
It was threaded or woven, like matzo brei. 

Dec 14

My butt is thinking, "Peter, please
Stop it with that nacho cheese!"

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KK144

My stomach hurt. I knew I had the shits.
But there was no huge log. Only tiny bits.

Dec 12

While getting ready for Hanukkah,
My farts sound like electronica.

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KK143

Whether it's flammable or inflammable, I really don't know.

But I had so much gas that the whole building could blow.

KK142

I felt guilty from all of the food I ate,
But one big dump and I lost all the weight.

255-269

I've crapped 14 times since my head first fall.
When the drugs wore off I gave it my all.

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Dec 8

I went, but still have stomach pains.
Can't wait to shit out the remains.

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Dec 7

This output has it in for me,
Today shall live in infamy.

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KK141

In the middle of nowhere. Gas station stop.
Sat my ass down and plop, plop, plop.

KK140

In Berkeley for Ethan's special day,
But my shit was no mitzvah. Nope, no way.

Dec 4

The stuff I squirted from inside
Smelled pretty good. Oh wait, I lied.

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Dec 3

I've taken way more shits this year,
With lots to come this month, I fear.

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KK139

Man, that chicken parm.
Might have done my rectum harm.