KK127

Muscling up and holding that last yoga pose, 

Really knocked something loose, I suppose.

#257

Another visit to the porcelain throne.
I am forever stuck in the crap crap zone.

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#255 & 256

Yesterday 4:03 p.m.
Today at 6:03 a.m.
Crap on the 3's makes sense to me.


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Oct 29

I ate fast food
And then fast pood.

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#255

I let loose with an amazing gusher.
Gave new meaning to the word fourflusher.

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KK126

Orange chicken from Panda Express,
Seriously caused my ass distress.

#254

What to say about round #2
Nothing was special, nothing was new.
I put on the squeeze and out it flew.
What's new with you?

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#253

To crap or not to crap was not the question.
It all stemmed from a bout of indigestion.

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KK125

At Staples Center, I made some poo

while watching a WWE pay-per-view.​

KK124

Back at work. Yet another week.
Squeezed some shit and took a leak. ​

#252

Had been a while since I'd dropped a load.
Toxic enough to make pipes corrode.




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Oct 24

My poo's hot.
That flu shot?

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#251

The need hit me at 7:30.
What came out was vile and dirty.

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KK123

At 5am, it sure ain't funny,
when you shit and it's all runny.

#250

Leaving work and felt the urge.
Had to let my colon purge.

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246,247,248,249 (3 days)

I have been shitting but I have not been writing.
Not to brag about it makes me less exciting.

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Oct 19

Heinous fumes and odors lurk
Within the bathroom stall at work.

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KK122

Here is a post that's bound to amaze.

I shit once every 2.4 days.

Oct 18

I farted on 14 steps in a row.
A subtle sign that I needed to go.

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Oct 17

The pizza from the birthday party,
Made this dookie thick and hearty.

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KK121

​I am now current after this recent post,

But we know it's Dad that shits the most.​

KK120

I forgot to post awhile back,

Oh, so eloquently about my crack.

#245

This morning the kids were craving the pool.
I pushed them right out, I'm nobody's fool.

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#244

The Richter Scale noted an explosion in West LA.
It was me during my monster crap of the mid day.



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Oct 14

It's red and stings, just like Sriracha.
It's like my butt is shouting, "Gotcha!"


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#243

Shot out like a brown missile.
Landed clean as a whistle.

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#242

Crapped in Montecito.
When ass met seat-o.

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Oct 12

I think I know what this shit means:
Time to cut back on the beans.

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#241

It should be a record making number four.
If not, I'm genuinely shocked to the core.


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#240

Sing it out and sing it loud.
My trifecta made me proud.




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#239

Even though I can't count my shits to save my life
Someone is saying, hurry up! That would be my wife.



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#237

Round two followed with the greatest of ease.
Hmmm, when did I last eat peas?


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#237

Round two followed with no hesitation.


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KK119

I'm confused by what I just dumped.
Tiny green nuggets? Man, I'm stumped.

#237

A Saturday dump at the office is rare.
But the festering shit needed air.

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#236

Yesterday so much shit going on in my business
Didn't have time to crap and leave a big huge mess.
Made up for that this morning and that's for sure.
On the menu is would be chunky soup de jour.
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Oct 8

Don't get me wrong, the burger was great.
It's the violent after-shits I hate.

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#235

On the phone the whole time as the pressure built.
When I let loose I swear I felt the bathroom tilt.

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Oct 7

Another shit in the Beehive State:
The place you'll love to defecate.

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Oct 6

My bowels just did the lambada
After eating that carne asada.

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#234

It happened the morning to busy to post.
What I expelled was less than average at most.

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KK118

Following a monstrous crap, I'm left feeling queasy.

Creating new poop rhymes isn't always easy.

#233

Big streaks in the bowl.
From what left my hole.

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#232

I know it's not six yet, tick tock, tick tock.
My ass doesn't have a reliable clock.

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#231

Nine hours later I'm at it again.
Look for a post at 6, see you then.

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From Laynie

Big backup from Sonoma.
Led to a gross aroma.

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#230

Went to sleep with a belly ache.
Woke up at 12 and had to make.
Why can't i crap while wide awake?
This better stop, it's too much to take.


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Oct 4

The toilet bowl is foul and muddy.
Today's ten-four. Roger that, good buddy.

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KK117

​The breakfast burrito that I just ingested,
Somehow passed through without being digested.
 

Oct 3

The first shitnot October's spooky:
A large and rather pungent dookie.

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#228 & #229

First crap was at 12 and again at 3:30.
The first one was easy, the second super dirty.

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#227

I waited a day for the time to be right.
Then I pushed out the crap, not a pretty sight.

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