#172

Golly gee and oh my.
Hurt my ass and started to cry.

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#171

Proud of myself I have to say.
Yesterday was a brown letter day.

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KK92

Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt,
But my ass volcano just did erupt.

July 29

The force I used on my fecal matter
Caused quite a bit of epic splatter.

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#170

Never fails to amaze me
The volume of discharge I see.

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Round 2 # 169

Don't know I got so full and ready.

Had to hold on to keep steady.

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#168

Funny that farts and gas pain

Always lead to clumps down the drain.

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# 168

Funny that farts and gas pain

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#167

Back at work on the pot.
Big one 7:30 on the dot.

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#166

Our time in SB was really fun.
I came home and made a messy one.

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KK91

Finding a toilet on my vacation,
Created some euphoric elation.

July 26

Thanks to the law of gravity,
I just sit and open my cavity.

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#165

This morning I popped out some remnants.

Man, this bathroom needs more vents.

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#164

Had to evacuate in haste.
Filled the bowl with pungent waste.

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KK90

With the amount of shit that I produce,

I expect to see my weight reduce.

#163 yesterday

Brown turds floating like a burdie.
Made my ass really quite durtie.


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July 21

That stupid jalapeño popper;
I think my butthole needs a stopper.

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#162

Looked for it in lost and found.
It was brown and weighed a pound.
Silly me. Just had to look down.


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July 21

This hotel shit is a nasty sight.
More like "pUtah," am I right?

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July 20

The messy cannonballs were lobbed;
I need to get my poop deck swabbed.

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KK89

Following a day of thunder and lightning,
It was the monstrous poo that I found most frightening.

#161

The floatilla wasn't enough when last on this seat.
So I popped out the entire 6th fleet.

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#160

Stomach pains from pressure and gas.
Led to a floatilla of crap shot from my ass.

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#159

Sunday at work I took this dump.
It was huge, hard and came out in a clump.

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#158

Post Castaic thunder and lightning show.
Held it in until it just had to blow.

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KK88

Bad news - I'm posting this rhyme a day late.
Good news - The smell did eventually dissipate.

#157

I made a doodie big as it could be.
Yeah I made a doodie big as it could be,
Sometimes feels like it's almost big as me.

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July 16

A fecal expert would love this shit,
I found an intact almond bit.

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#156

Big and loose.
Butt abuse.



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KK87

I ran in the stall and locked the door.
A full shit explosion! But none hit the floor.

#155

I made a little 3 times so far.
Counting them as one, not up to par.

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July 14

Five days in the making,
So my bowels were a'quaking.

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KK86

Like the T-Rex in the Jurassic movie,
I just crapped out a dino-sized doodie.

#152,152,153 & 154

Realized I'd gone 4 times
Without adding any rhymes.
Thursday was one, Friday was two
Saturday and Sunday full of poo.

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#150

Without delaying the inevitable,
My crap raised the water table.

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KK85

What was in the bowl may shock you.
My multivitamins turned my poop blue.

July 9

So much shit awaits the bowl,
I wish I could unhinge my hole.

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#149

At 4 o'clock I hit the mother load.
Luckily I was on the commode.

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#148

There was a big brown W staring up at me.
It had no meaning that was clear to see.



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KK84

It had been a while since I last went.
But my time on the toilet was not misspent.

#147

Had to make a mad dash
Crap to water was major crash.

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#146

Rancid, and definitely putrid.
What I ate was really quite stupid.

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July 6

On murky water, my feces floats,
Like loosely-formed and smelly boats.

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#145

That was a quick evacuation without a doubt.

The conductor said, "Last stop, everyone out:.

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July 5

A burger, two dogs, and some beans;
No wonder I almost crapped my jeans.

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KK83

Apparently, I don't digest the chili I eat.
It just shoots out the moment my ass hits the seat.

# 143 & 144

Food 4 Less restroom in Corona.
Got my morning going from the endzona.
Followed up with a classic voiding
No effect or hemmeroiding.

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July 3

And for today, July the 3rd,
My butt's produced a juicy turd.

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#142

After dinner dribs and drabs,
Could feel it in my abs.

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#141

The volume was immense.
The smell, it was awful.
The texture certainly was dense.
As a hole, bordering unlawful.





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KK82

My large greenish poo left a big green stain
And fought mightily before succumbing down the drain.

July 1

It's now July - July the 1st.
Time to smell my rectum burst.

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#139 & 140

Twice before noon every day.
Holy shit is all I can say.

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