June 30

The month is June, the day is 30.
Time to make my butthole dirty.

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KK81

I was feeling kinda bloated from too much bread at dinner.
Thank you - Glorious Poo! I now feel much thinner.

#137 & #138

Rapid fire crapping down the drain.
Hard to believe it happened again.

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KK80

As I'm typing to you now, I need some advice.
This crap is so huge, should I post this twice?

June 28

After a couple of stomach tornados,
I shit out some nasty mashed shit-brown potatoes.

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#136

Something the toilet receives quite often.
A hard beginning that tends to soften.

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#135

A Clark Bar suddenly appeared today.
Gnarly in appearance I'd have to say.

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KK79

Pushing that turd out was a fight and a tussle.
Who cares? The Lakers just drafted DeAngelo Russell!

#134

I've been having some trouble as of late.
Getting the crap past the exit gate.
Today I waited till it was almost too late.
But the big load left and it felt great.

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Golf

The bathroom at the course didn't smell.
I took care of that very well.

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The bathroom at the course didn't smell.
I took care of that very well.

June 24

Dear food I ate at El Patron:
Please leave my battered ass alone.

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KK78

A gigantic poo can be a real weight lessener.
But the smell necessitated a strong air freshener.

# 132

A noisy and soft one slowly released.
Pungent as well to say the least.

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KK77

I had a great Father's Day. Yep that's right.
But it was a massive dump that really made my night.

Father's Day

Not a clean one that needed a multiple wipe.
Still at it. Difficult to type.

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June 21

My first shit of summer, and here's the thing:
The food I poop out, I ate back in Spring.

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KK76

Hopped out of bed into a wobbly stance.
Limped to the toilet before I shit my pants.

#130

Saturday is a big shit day.
End of the week and my ass has to pay.

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June 18

I sit on the toilet and start to relax,
Then my butt starts to sound like an out of tune sax.

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KK75

Late last night, I at a Big Mac.

Today I pushed it out my big crack.

#129

Just the right consistency
I'm now foot loose and fancy free.

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KK74

​I don't know how long this can last,
But stress at work makes the shits come fast.

KK73

Awoke this morning with pains in the belly.
Had a gross explosion that resembled jelly.

#129

Natural and leaving without sticken.
Must have been the free range chicken.

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#127

Stomach pain that curled my toes.
Oh god yes it was one of those.


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June 15

There's lots of things the body needs,
But it won't process sesame seeds.

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#126

Risotto last night before the play.
2 bagels at breakfast to start the day.
No wonder my ass was chosen to pay.

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#125

Just tonight I had to fart.
It was just the beginning part.
What happened next gave me quite a start.
I shat out a chocolate tart.

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KK72

What an amazing, bowl-filling crap!
I now want to skip dinner and go take a nap.

KK71

My lunch decision today wasn't too wise.
Never mix a chili dog with chili fries.

June 13

This came so quickly, I had to run.
Wow, exercising CAN be fun!

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#123,124

Mountain getaways sure are fun
The cleanest water, air and sky.
It's sad to say your day is done.
Crapping was easy, hardly had to try.

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KK70

It defies logic and it's outcome I hate,

But how do I keep crapping, yet not lose weight?

June 9

Happy Birthday to Aunt Judy.
Here's my present; it's a doody.

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#122

I don't know what's gotten into me.
Just know what's come out of me.
Three times so far and sickeningly sweet.
Maybe I shouldn't leave this seat.

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#121

Guess the last didn't include dessert.
Had to give it another squirt.

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#120

The breakfast Burrito sure was fine.
Obvious on review that the crap was mine.





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June 8

That tri tip sandwich was a doozy,
I'm sore and just a wee bit woozy.

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#119

While taking a leak I felt something knocking.
My cell phone rang and I shat while talking.

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KK69

​Does

 complain

​ing​

about straining make me a jerk?
I just like to shit and not have to work.

KK68

Four bottles of Fiji water kept me hydrated.
This morning's massive crap left me elated.

#118

A log is a log is a log.
But this one made me pant like a dog.




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June 8

That shit was sharp and hurt a bunch,
Must be the tip from my tri tip lunch.

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June 7

My buddy Dave just got engaged,
Which somehow made my butt enraged.

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#116

Hard lumps are always hard to pass.
The need a push to make a splash.
It's not much fun for my poor ass.
They sink to the bottom in a flash.



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June 5

At LegoLand, I shat a brick.
It's fitting but a little sick.

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#116

Don't know what I happened to eat.
Haven't got a clue.
Almost got blown off the toilet seat.
Must have been beef stew.



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Numbers fucked up #115

Finally a normal shit
Came out firm and smelled a bit.

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KK67

On the can now. Content look on my face.
Skipping dinner last night thankfully cleared up some space.

#113

The pills I got from Pete
Make my insides churn
They force me to the toilet seat
Or my asshole will burn.

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#112

When I looked below what did I find?
The Hawaiian Islands came to mind.


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#112

It came out in pieces and filled the bowl
I watched it swirl when I reached my goal.
Amazed it all fit inside the porcelain hole.

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June 1

Based on that shit, this ain't "June Gloom,"
It's full-on "June Impending Doom."

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KK66

After a plate of chicken parmesan,
There was a lot of pooping going on.