Sunday, May 31, 2015
#111
Nothing special for me to share
Just something pungent into the afternoon air.
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Just something pungent into the afternoon air.
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Give it a number? 110
Not sure whether to count or not.
Hardly more than an exclamation mark and dot.
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Hardly more than an exclamation mark and dot.
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Saturday, May 30, 2015
#109
It couldn't be the party food
That made my ass change its mood.
Went from happy to sad and smelly.
All because of a really foul belly.
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That made my ass change its mood.
Went from happy to sad and smelly.
All because of a really foul belly.
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#108
The air is crisp and new
Birds chirping a happy tune
Flowers bloom to greet a new June
The porcelain streaked and stained with doo.
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Birds chirping a happy tune
Flowers bloom to greet a new June
The porcelain streaked and stained with doo.
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Friday, May 29, 2015
May 29
That's really strange; I could've sworn
I chewed while eating last night's corn.
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I chewed while eating last night's corn.
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#106
Slept all night hoping not to explode
5 a.m. came and dropped a nice load.
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5 a.m. came and dropped a nice load.
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Thursday, May 28, 2015
#104. Yucky poo
Upset stomach from some spicy pasta.
Trying to calm it with a piece of Matzos .
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Trying to calm it with a piece of Matzos .
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#104
Gushing, spewing, shooting and plopping.
All this led to my weight dropping.
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All this led to my weight dropping.
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May 28
My butt has had an active month,
With shits so foul that this won't rhyme.
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With shits so foul that this won't rhyme.
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#103 movie theater
Out popped a milk dud and a junior mint creature.
Hope this is a double feature.
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Hope this is a double feature.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
#102 Paul
It really snuck up on me
I released it with glee
Now it's floating free.
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I released it with glee
Now it's floating free.
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May 26
Thanks to the extra thick burger patties,
I'm straining to squeeze out a couple of fatties.
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I'm straining to squeeze out a couple of fatties.
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Paul #101
I can't believe I crap so much
I must have the feces touch.
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Personal and Professional Integrity since 1983
Monday, May 25, 2015
Letting nature take its course
The bbq food played a part.
In making this trip more than a fart.
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In making this trip more than a fart.
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May 25
Doing my rectum some serious harm
Before we drive over to Underwood Farm.
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Before we drive over to Underwood Farm.
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Sunday, May 24, 2015
Saturday, May 23, 2015
How true
4 1/2 pounds and long brown stain.
Something to lose and something to gain.
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Something to lose and something to gain.
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Friday, May 22, 2015
For all three
Crapping and too lazy to write
Two during the day and one tonight.
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Two during the day and one tonight.
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May 22
My ears perked up and I said, "What?!?!?
That sounds like pee, but from my butt!"
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That sounds like pee, but from my butt!"
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May 22
Brick Tamland once pooped out a hammer,
But Peter Klein's a real log jammer.
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But Peter Klein's a real log jammer.
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
Monday, May 18, 2015
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Made it home
Not wanting to smell up Peters abode.
Straight to the bathroom to severely off-load.
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Straight to the bathroom to severely off-load.
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It's only natural
I don't need to plan or be urged
When the crap has to be purged.
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When the crap has to be purged.
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Saturday, May 16, 2015
Back to basics
Returning home is lots of fun
Get a chance to see my hun.
Nice thoughts on the pot while I relax and sit.
All ruined by the nasty smell of shit.
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Get a chance to see my hun.
Nice thoughts on the pot while I relax and sit.
All ruined by the nasty smell of shit.
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Friday, May 15, 2015
Golf
In the "Springs" hitting the ball
Two double bogies were my downfall.
Today should be better all in all.
I crapped them out in the downstairs stall.
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Two double bogies were my downfall.
Today should be better all in all.
I crapped them out in the downstairs stall.
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Thursday, May 14, 2015
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Quantifying
More than a drop in the bucket.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Holding back
Waited.
Keeping it under control.
Feeling bad for the toilet bowl.
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Keeping it under control.
Feeling bad for the toilet bowl.
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Monday, May 11, 2015
May 11
Taking my dog to obedience training,
Right after I finish my rocking and straining.
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Right after I finish my rocking and straining.
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At it again
Smaller, firmer and fine
more typical for a Klein.
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Personal and Professional Integrity since 1983
The blob
Just a mushy ugly sight
Hard to wipe
Try as I might
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Hard to wipe
Try as I might
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Sunday, May 10, 2015
KK58
After the shits stopped, I felt satisfaction.
Then I craved a beer. (Didn't expect that reaction)
Took a break
Didn't report the last ten
Busy now and then
Today was a hard one
It was the matzoh - I ate some
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Busy now and then
Today was a hard one
It was the matzoh - I ate some
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Friday, May 8, 2015
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
Monday, May 4, 2015
Monday Monday
It didn't start off with a bang
Just a long brown thang.
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Just a long brown thang.
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Sunday, May 3, 2015
A religious experience
Amazingly it all seemed to fit
All I can say is Holy Shit!
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All I can say is Holy Shit!
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Gods plan
Peristalsis works for me
Pooping happens naturally
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Pooping happens naturally
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Saturday, May 2, 2015
Friday, May 1, 2015
Crapping machine
Don't no where it comes from
I hardly are a crumb.
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I hardly are a crumb.
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Harmony
Big, long, solid consistency
That God for elasticity
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That God for elasticity
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