Thursday, April 30, 2015
Wow
Two flushes was not enough
To clean away this brown stuff.
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To clean away this brown stuff.
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Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Apr 29
This post-Korean shitting hurts.
It's like there's charcoal in the squirts.
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It's like there's charcoal in the squirts.
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Strange
A brown cigar-shape object
Seemed to float across the water
I know what it wasn't
It wasn't an otter.
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Seemed to float across the water
I know what it wasn't
It wasn't an otter.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Morning evacuation
Slip sliding away
Not even pushing today.
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Not even pushing today.
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Monday, April 27, 2015
KK53
The shit was constant. It just wouldn't stop.
Splash, splatter, dump, dump, splatter, splash, plop.
Sunday, April 26, 2015
My duty
It's my doodie to write about shit.
Doing that as I sit to wit.
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Doing that as I sit to wit.
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Saturday, April 25, 2015
Of course
When your colon is loaded it's understood
That taking a dump is mighty good.
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That taking a dump is mighty good.
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Friday, April 24, 2015
2nd Act
Not as explosive as the first
Nothing hurt and nothing burst.
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Nothing hurt and nothing burst.
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A lull in the action
Yesterday I went without
Made up for this morning without a doubt.
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Made up for this morning without a doubt.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Overland
Round two
Should be no surprise to you
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Should be no surprise to you
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Losing
A half pound had departed me
On a journey to the sea
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On a journey to the sea
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Monday, April 20, 2015
Still upset
Gurgling with pressure distinct
Stinks too much to thinkt
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Stinks too much to thinkt
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3:33 am
Foul gut awakened me
Blasted forth deliriously
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Blasted forth deliriously
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Sunday, April 19, 2015
Consistency
Hard like a rock? No way.
Soft like a over ripe banana? I must say nay.
Just perfect in every way.
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Soft like a over ripe banana? I must say nay.
Just perfect in every way.
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Saturday, April 18, 2015
Before the ride
About to bike it a few miles
Purging was met with an upside down smile.
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Purging was met with an upside down smile.
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Friday, April 17, 2015
This way out
When I went potty
The crap exited my body
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The crap exited my body
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Satisfaction
Big crap to start the day
Satisfaction all the way
Oh my!
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Satisfaction all the way
Oh my!
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Thursday, April 16, 2015
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Afternoon
Maybe not the last today
Much to my colons dismay.
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Much to my colons dismay.
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At it again
Being regular is really neat
I've become friends with the toilet seat
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I've become friends with the toilet seat
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Tuesday, April 14, 2015
A sign
Something long and brown was born
Complete with a slight touch of corn.
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Complete with a slight touch of corn.
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Monday, April 13, 2015
At work
Had to work a little bit
To get it going and make it fit
But when it left and made a plop
I knew that was it and had to stop.
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To get it going and make it fit
But when it left and made a plop
I knew that was it and had to stop.
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Saturday, April 11, 2015
Two for the money
Twice in the a.m. today
Once with gusto
Once just o.k.
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Once with gusto
Once just o.k.
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Friday, April 10, 2015
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Easy exit
Hardly knew it
When the shit passed through it
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When the shit passed through it
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Tuesday, April 7, 2015
KK46
The burger seemed tasty, from how it looked.
Next time, I won't eat meat that isn't fully cooked.
KK45
Off the freeway to empty out the poopmaker.
Surprisingly, nice toilets are in the city of Baker.
That's life
Contrary to popular belief
A big crap doesn't guarantee relief.
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A big crap doesn't guarantee relief.
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Apr 7
My fart had a strange and warbly tone,
Like a goose getting fucked by a trombone.
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Like a goose getting fucked by a trombone.
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Monday, April 6, 2015
Warm but not fuzzy
Matzo balls, brisket and wine
Yield a crap fit for a Klein
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Yield a crap fit for a Klein
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Sunday, April 5, 2015
Sunday
Waited until the last minute
'Til it was begging to come out
And that it did without a doubt
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'Til it was begging to come out
And that it did without a doubt
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Saturday, April 4, 2015
Apr 4
In honor of it being Passover today,
May my smell scare the Angel of Death away.
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May my smell scare the Angel of Death away.
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Back at it
I've been woefully remiss
Not writing about this
But since I have a minute
It's all about the toilet and what's in it
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Not writing about this
But since I have a minute
It's all about the toilet and what's in it
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Wednesday, April 1, 2015
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