Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Satisfying
The time was ripe
The shit slipped down the pipe
It landed with a plop
A little piece of corn atop
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The shit slipped down the pipe
It landed with a plop
A little piece of corn atop
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Monday, March 30, 2015
KK41
It's not a mini generator or a fastball either.
It was my crap that I called a big, nasty heater.
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Pasadena
Before the Pygmalion play
I crapped and crapped away
After the Pygmalion play
Nothing changed I'm sorry to say
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I crapped and crapped away
After the Pygmalion play
Nothing changed I'm sorry to say
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Unloading
Back from a tear off in culver city.
Compared to my crap
That job was pretty,
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Compared to my crap
That job was pretty,
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Friday, March 27, 2015
Burning
I'm in to spicy food and stuff
I just can't seem to get enough
It's something causes me distress
Cause my ass burns and is a real mess.
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I just can't seem to get enough
It's something causes me distress
Cause my ass burns and is a real mess.
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Thursday, March 26, 2015
At the golf course
Used the women's bathroom on hole #9
Best shot of the day, came out just fine.
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Best shot of the day, came out just fine.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2015
With gusto
Red meat for dinner
Made me thinner
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Made me thinner
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Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Bad choices
Crap doesn't come in a neat little packet.
Sometimes it arrives with a good deal of racket,
Luckily this one smelled better than my bracket!
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Sometimes it arrives with a good deal of racket,
Luckily this one smelled better than my bracket!
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Tuna
The tuna sandwich I ate last night
Swam through my system at the speed of light
I could tell my bowels were in for a fight
And what came out was a horrible sight.
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Swam through my system at the speed of light
I could tell my bowels were in for a fight
And what came out was a horrible sight.
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Monday, March 23, 2015
Missing craps
2 on Saturday
2 on Sunday
1 today
Too busy to type I say.
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2 on Sunday
1 today
Too busy to type I say.
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Sunday, March 22, 2015
No let up
Twice before and twice today.
Didn't post didn't know what to say
But sitting here with the Levine's
I realized my intestines were clean.
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Didn't post didn't know what to say
But sitting here with the Levine's
I realized my intestines were clean.
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Friday, March 20, 2015
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
2 so far
Two craps today and no poem
I'll make it up cause I owe em
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I'll make it up cause I owe em
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Mar 18
St. Patty's Day and then Ruth's Chris
Make green and pricy shit and piss.
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Make green and pricy shit and piss.
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Tuesday, March 17, 2015
KK34
I sat down on the toilet. Man, I was all set.
Then SPLASH in the water...now my ass is all wet!
By weight
My toilet received
A gift indeed
A sloppy joe without the bun
It weighed in at less than a ton.
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A gift indeed
A sloppy joe without the bun
It weighed in at less than a ton.
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Monday, March 16, 2015
Unsure
Liquid, solid and gas.
Shooting out of my ass.
How did this come to pass?
Think I'll eat some grass.
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Shooting out of my ass.
How did this come to pass?
Think I'll eat some grass.
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A nice start
Batting a thousand to start the week.
Leaning to the side to take a peek.
Caught a whiff that stuck so deep
Don't know if I'll ever speak (again).
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Leaning to the side to take a peek.
Caught a whiff that stuck so deep
Don't know if I'll ever speak (again).
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Sunday, March 15, 2015
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Then she asked
Gas pains were just the start
Then she asked, did you fart?
It was now time to do my part
For me crapping has become an art.
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Then she asked, did you fart?
It was now time to do my part
For me crapping has become an art.
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Friday, March 13, 2015
West LA
Afternoon evacuation
No need for meditation
Or medication.
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No need for meditation
Or medication.
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Mar 13
This massive stink was caused by Chipotle;
It's strong enough to be smelled remotlay.
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It's strong enough to be smelled remotlay.
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Friday a.m.
It seems so easy just to sit
And make a large deposit
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And make a large deposit
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Thursday, March 12, 2015
Morning
The rumbles had begun and I knew full well
That the push would be followed by smell.
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That the push would be followed by smell.
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Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Not worth the wait
Nothing yesterday amazing as that may sound
Today was minimal and less than half a pound.
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Today was minimal and less than half a pound.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Monday, March 9, 2015
Wow
Ditto on the previous post
I'd better eat some toast.
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I'd better eat some toast.
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Wow
The pills I took as a stool softener
Should be taken less oftener.
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Should be taken less oftener.
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Stressful Monday
Employee issues to the max
Some work hard some are lax
Didn't take long to get the facts
Even my crap left telltale tracks.
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Some work hard some are lax
Didn't take long to get the facts
Even my crap left telltale tracks.
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Mar 9
Like a boxer cutting weight before a fight,
Pre-new-job shitting just feels right.
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Pre-new-job shitting just feels right.
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Sunday, March 8, 2015
Naturally
Sitting on the throne seems fitting
When the plan at hand is shitting
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When the plan at hand is shitting
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Saturday, March 7, 2015
Weight reduction
Losing the pounds while not limiting my intake
Allows me to eat things one might think a mistake.
But discharging in bulk is a cure for Gods sake
Even when consuming a huge piece of cake.
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Allows me to eat things one might think a mistake.
But discharging in bulk is a cure for Gods sake
Even when consuming a huge piece of cake.
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Thursday, March 5, 2015
I'm making
Got home early to sit and make
Only a moment did it actually take
It came out like a shot
Well....that's all I've got.
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Only a moment did it actually take
It came out like a shot
Well....that's all I've got.
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Wednesday, March 4, 2015
I have to fess up
I have to admit it
I'm not lying a bit
Ideally plopped out
another shit!
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I'm not lying a bit
Ideally plopped out
another shit!
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Crapping machine
I did it with ease
Hardly a squeeze
Maybe one more tonight cause I'm not a tease.
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Hardly a squeeze
Maybe one more tonight cause I'm not a tease.
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Overland
Sitting on the porcelain throne
Looking for the drop zone.
Spotted it and aimed with care
Hit the with bullseye with room to spare.
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Looking for the drop zone.
Spotted it and aimed with care
Hit the with bullseye with room to spare.
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Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Heading home
Stopped at "The Gate" for work and the view.
Saw it all and the roofing crew too
Bowels in an uproar so I had to spew.
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Saw it all and the roofing crew too
Bowels in an uproar so I had to spew.
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Monday, March 2, 2015
On overland
Crapping once more
This time was not a chore
Lost a pound or more!
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This time was not a chore
Lost a pound or more!
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Monday
Poop group poop
Looked like brown matzo ball soup
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Looked like brown matzo ball soup
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Sunday, March 1, 2015
Giddy Up
It was worth the wait-of course
To see the floating brown Sea Horse.
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To see the floating brown Sea Horse.
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