Feb 28

A sat and spewed for half an hour.
What has two thumbs and needs a shower?

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At work

Crapping at the office was a bit of a strain
I tried not to cause a pushing hernia pain.

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Nothin special

Almost went the day without
Came through tonight without a doubt


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KK26

That damn 405 made my commute so slow.
Ass cheeks clenched to stop the flow.

At home

Didn't have long to wait
Felt it brewing at the gate




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At Rooftoppers

At it once more
Barely made it to the door

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Maids bathroom

Who's that knocking at my door?
Something brown like before.

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Amazingly

I just keep purging
With no real urging.

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Feb 24

That nasty dump didn't take much waiting;
I sat and started percolating.

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Rooftoppers

Morning crap without a strain
Had to be to avoid the pain.

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KK25

​That just exploded out, yet didn't hurt a bit.
My Dad has crapped 8 times since I had my last shit.

Wow. 3

A sputtering smelly mess
Better than nothing I guess

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A.M. Again

Received a sudden notification
Of impending defication

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A.M. # 1

Letting the softener work its magic
The results were far from tragic

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Post Op #2

Had a bunch to push on out
Did it well without a doubt


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Feb 22

First my farts stunk up the sauna,
Now comes solid flora and fauna.

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Just what the doctor ordered

It was needed and well released. Booya.

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Yesterday and today

Missed posting my first post hernia operation crap yesterday. It was a smooth blast.

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Feb 21

Hello there, old friend Diarrhea,
Sure is a blast to smell and see ya.

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Post golf poo

Walking 6 miles moved everything into position.
My ass accepted the mission.

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After mah Jongg

The game has ceased
The girls went home
I waited and released
Unfortunately there was this chicken bone.

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Feb 18

My butthole, sadly, has been stricken
By pizza topped with spicy chicken.

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KK24

Today has been hectic and I need to vent.
So I'll pump out a horrific and pungent scent. ​

At the office

Hardly felt it
But everyone smelt it

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Just before golf

When I pee I expel gas
When I crap I have to pee
The connection never escapes me.


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Feb 16

If I were French, I'd say, "Mon dieu!
My merde looks like le chocolate fondue!"

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Round 2

More of the smelly same
Brown again flushed down the drain

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Monday

Monday Monday
First crap today
Monday Monday
All flushed away

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KK23

Does El Pollo Loco's B.R.C. have a laxative effect?
It did for me.

Feb 15

Now this is getting pretty scary;
What a shit-filled February!

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After the play

I wasn't sure if the pain meant solid or gas
Until something heavy jumped out of my ass.



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Making up for lost time

It may have been trite for me to say
But when the stench hit the it was really hooray.




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Saturday

The foulest of guts
Made crapping a must


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KK22

​The Korean BBQ was all-you-can-eat.
So I just crapped a pound of meat.

Feb 13

That hurt, as if the shit had teeth.
Go fuck yourself, Friday the 13th.

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Feb 13

Last night and this morning - what the heck?
I guess this one warmed up on deck.

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Feb 12

I don't believe in heaven or hell,
But if the latter exists, it comes with this smell.

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New poop

I can't believe I missed a day
So I really made the toilet pay

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KK21

That shit was so long - It made me laugh.
I looked in the bowl - It broke in half!

Not again

Damn.
I'm a crapping machine
You know what I mean.

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Early

1:30 in the morning
Had the urge to purge
Wasn't boring

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Gurgling in Encino

When it became clear
That another crap was near
I made it to bathroom
With nothing to fear.

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Tonight

Strained a little bit
Until the water filled with shit

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KK20

That 20oz steak that I just threw down,
Successfully pushed out a landslide of brown.

Encino

Ate a meal at Lazy Dog
Sat right down and laid a log.

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Feb 8

My ass went "tick tick tick," then opened wide,
Just like the fire swamp in The Princess Bride.


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Maids room

Urgency detected
And easily ejected


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Encino first floor

Not just a lump
Or a massive dump
Just a brown and smelly clump.

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Feb 7

I strained so much, my eyes got teary.
Now I'm sweaty, sore, and weary.

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KK19

That cup of chili was hot and free.
But damn that stuff shot right through me.​

Dumping at work.

Lost three pounds
Accompanied by disgusting sounds.


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Last time today

Unless I wake up before midnight to do #4.upstairs. Your bathroom uhuh.

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Feb 4

Before I have an interview,
I must release this inner poo.

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Second #2

At the office with glee
Icky and really smelly


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KK18

While crapping out last night's fish 'n chips,
I strained my back, my side and hips.

Felt it coming

Awaken at an ungodly hour
My stomach growling and sour

Maids bathroom boom

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Feb 3

My butt could not stretch any more,
But - thank you Jesus - nothing tore.

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West LA

1st poop of the day

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Trifecta

Going for four banger later

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Upstairs

Losing the super bowl shit

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KK17

My stomach and ass just waged a battle.
It was more violent than New England vs. Seattle.

Feb 1

If you could weigh my butthole's sounds,
They might be double-digit pounds.

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