KK16

That was a massive and exhausting crap.
My butt now aches and I need a nap.

Early Saturday morning. Crapping at the office.

Jan 30

A squirt, two thuds, plus one more squirt?
My ass is in a world of hurt.


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Unloading

In west Los Angeles

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Jan 28

At some point during the intestinal ride,
The beans I ate got re-refried.

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Rooftoppers

Like a bolt of brown lighting

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KK15

Here's a story I'm unlikely to repeat...
I just took a shit at 30,000 feet.

5 am

Gaviota. Sleepwalking to the throne.

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Pooping

Score one for Rooftoppers

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This afternoon

In reseda at my trainers place

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This morning

At Rooftoppers

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KK14

It's not always easy to come up with new rhymes,
But I just shit and wiped several times.

Jan 25

That shit was 14 inches long,
A smidgen bigger than my schlong.

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Gaviota

Midnight upstairs

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Making downstairs

Moving the old out to make
Room for for Pad See You.
Yum

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Jan 24

My brown eye spies within this crap,
A chipotle apple sausage wrap.

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KK13

This really stinks. I'll turn on the fan.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten two fiber bars of bran.

Encinio

Ahhhhj

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Rooftoppers

Big poop

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Jan 21

Behind my butthole's floodgates,
A brick of awful mud waits.

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KK12

That took a while. Whew, just finished.
Multiple flushes until the mound diminished.​

January 20

2 poops already
Encino 1
Rooftoppers 1

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Jan 19

It seems as though that antibiotic
Was acting like a reverse colonic.

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KK11

The Packers choked and their season is dead.
I wanted to vomit, but shit instead.

Guest bathroom.

"Doin" what comes naturally.


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KK10

That was explosive when it came out.
It must have been the chili - I have no doubt.

Making

Gaviota. First floor.

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Twice so far

6:45 and 3:00 at Rooftoppers

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Jan 15

Wow, this shit is quite a mess.
Loose and foul and ugly? Yes!

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Today

Griffith Park golf course. Lightening my load

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KK9

Though my poop count is on the rise,
That greenish color was still a surprise.

Ugh

Maids room part doo

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Yup

Making downstairs.
A simple evacuation.

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KK8

I knew that one was huge by how it felt.
So much pressure, I had to loosen my belt.

Rooftoppers

Whoa

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Pooping

Encino. Downstairs.
I needed that.

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Jan 11

This shit is foul and hot and runny,
But I'm back from Vegas with extra money.

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Oh yeah

One maids room a making

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At the gym in reseda

Paid my bill
Donated a couple of lumps

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KK7

Garage sale today. And we're all set!
I donated some crap to my toilet.

KK6

Some just came out. Man - that stings!
Damn that Buffalo Wild Wings...

At Rooftoppers

A bowl full at 9:25

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Today

4:45 am gaviota
7:30. Rooftoppers


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Jan 8

At first my bowels wouldn't budge,
A minute later - here comes fudge!

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Rooftoppers

Nothing stays with me for long.

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KK5

Made small talk in the bathroom with an Accounting Clerk.

Then sat and shat. Now back to work.

Making

Rooftoppers

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Mountaingate

There for a meeting. Left a deposit.

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Jan 5

With real suspense, I start to push.
Pebbles? Fattie? No, just mush.

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KK4

That was a huge one, despite not eating.
Now, I'm relaxed for my 10:30 meeting.

Men's bathroom

Rooftoppers. Yes....again!

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January 5

Ladies bathroom at Rooftoppers.
West LA

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Dinner at Brent's Deli

The meal forced my bowels to evacuate. Maids room.

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KK3

Wow. Too much cheese. I think white cheddar.

At least now my jeans fit much better.

KK2

I was expecting a monster that landed with a thud.

Instead I got an unimpressive, pygmy milk dud.

Jan 3

I'd like to thank Chipotle Soup
For this uniquely nasty poop.

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Not normal

West LA. Letting loose at Rooftoppers. Amazing frequency.

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Maids room

It's not a dream.
I'm a crapping machine.

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Pooping

Again?
Maids room upon return from Temple.

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Temple in Palos Verdes

Made a kosher karp

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Maids room

Making. No strain No pain. Ahhhh

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KK1

Made it to the bathroom but had to rush. Corporate toilet seats aren't that plush.

Kids bathroom

Nice one

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2015

Making the first of many.
Maids room.

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Jan 1

I always like to start my year
With pain and bleeding from the rear.

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