Maid's room

Brown peach pits dropping.

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Dec 30

Last shit of the year?
If so, the smell might linger
Into the next one.

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Holy Crap

I'm making again! Amazing.

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Dec 29

Here you go, toilet,
I got you a Christmas gift:
A fifteen-course meal.

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Papa Paul

Last night at 10:55 a soft, inside out slider. Also this morning at 2:45 a.m. A surprise 1/2 asleep but in the bathroom crap a right now, a nice one in the process.

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Birthday poop

My first crap at age 67.
Long and thin. It just kept going. Long enough to wrap a big birthday present.

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New member

Low flush toilets do contain my discharge.

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Testes, testes

1, 2...3?

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Merry Christmas

It's Christmas morning
It seems that I've crapped some gold
frankincense, and myrrh.

Dec 24

Merry Christmas Eve!
In the spirit of giving,
Here's diarrhea!

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Test

Green apple splatters.

Dec 22

It's Hanukkah but
I think it's too dangerous
To light a candle.

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Dec 20

This hardly counts, but
Technically, I took a dump,
So here's your haiku.

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Dec 16

What started off as
Some hard sedimentary rock
Has become magma.

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Dec 12

After some bad cramps,
This shit left me in need of
An anal tampon.

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Dec 10

It's been a few days,
So dust shot out of my ass.
Liquid dust, but still.

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Dec 7

December 7th,
A gross, painful shit that shall
Live in infamy.

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Dec 4

3 shits in 3 days?!
I think my ass is humming
"A Long December."

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Dec 3

I shat out two things:
One fat, one thin. Like a brown
Laurel and Hardy.

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Dec 2

Is this stink all mine
Or is my "neighbor" involved?
If so, that dude's gross.

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