Oct 31

Since it's Halloween,
I think I'll call this shit a
Ghost of Dinners Past.

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Oct 27

I almost needed
An epoosiatomy
For that giant dump.

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Oct 25

If my anus were
A country, it's flag would have
Both brown and red stripes.

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Oct 23

Shitting now before
Standing at a long concert.
Good call, me, good call.

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Oct 19

I have a problem:
I don't know if this is blood
Or Tapatio.

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Oct 17

My ass must look like
A bearded mouth chomping on
A mushy stogie.

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Oct 14

Feeling light-headed,
And after this monstrous dump,
My ass feels light too.

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Oct 13

"Monday the 13th"
Isn't normally scary,
But look at this shit!

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Oct 9

If vegan food caused
This stomach pain and gross shit,
It's all meat for Pete.

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Oct 8

Today is ten-eight,
And accordingly, I've made
One ten-eight-ious dump.

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Poop

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Now

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Earlier

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Sunday

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Saturday

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Oct 5

It was Yom Kippur,
And my toilet was fasting.
L'shana tova!

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Oct 3

I'm falling asleep,
So while my eyes close, my ass
Is wide open. Wide.

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Fletch lives

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Return of the king

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Back in the saddle

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I'm back

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