Sept 28

Last night I ordered
An Old Fashioned. That explains
Why my shit's muddled.

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Sept 25

Back on my home throne.
Maybe that's what's making my
Butthole so relaxed.

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Sept 24

More Idaho shit.
I can see why they call it
The Wipe Yo Ass State.

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Sept 23

Shitting in Boise.
It's like Walking in Memphis,
But way smellier.

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Sept 21

I'm disappointed.
I ate a bag of a Skittles
But my shit's still brown.

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Sept 16

That was offensive.
It smelled, sounded, looked, and felt
Awful. (Tasted fine.)

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Sept 15

It's so hot outside
That even my shit would sweat
(If it had sweat glands).

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Sept 13

We got a new dog
And cheered when she took a dump.
So...where's my applause?

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Sept 11

My tasteless tribute
Was also over-zealous:
I shit three "towers."

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Backlog 1

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Sept 8

I judged a cook-off
Where every dish had bacon.
This shit ain't kosher.

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Ouch

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Boom

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Sept 3

Had sushi for lunch,
And though I just ate tuna,
I'm shitting an eel.

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Dumps like a truck

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Sept 2

It's post Labor Day,
So the toilet bowl's insides
Are no longer white.

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Again

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Good start to September

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