That's it for august

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Assy deucey

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Aug 30

From the sounds I hear,
My ass could benefit from
Higher octane gas.

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Way earlier

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Poopy

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Friday

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Aug 25

My poop's not a toy,
But if it were, I'd call it
Smelly Putty. Yeah.

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Aug 24

Sushi for dinner
And peach cobbler for dessert.
So this is...bizarre.

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Aug 22

I had one of those
Hot/brown/smelly/bloody shits.
Except it was gross.

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Aug 20

By the feel of this,
I may have just shit out some
Feces tempura.

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This might be a catch up day

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Early

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Aug 18

I ate every part
Of the pizza, yet somehow
I only shit dough.

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Rapid fire

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This shot just got real

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Dirty south. That's a thing right?

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Aug 15

Add one part Wheat Beer
To two parts Chicken Salad,
And voila! Feces.

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Aug 13

It's Lefthanders' Day,
And here's a little-known fact:
I poop left-handed.

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Aug 12

I grilled on Sunday,
And now my shit resembles
Used charcoal briquettes.

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Monday yo

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Slow start, strong finish

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Third

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Second

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First of the weekend

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Aug 9

That Israeli food
And beer last night turned into
Chocolate hummus. Weird.

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Aug 7

This is a problem.
My shit feels twice as wide as
My poor, poor anus.

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I did it

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A few minutes ago I made poopoo caca

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Aug 4

This isn't pretty;
That is, unless you're into
Fresh squirrel roadkill.

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Aug 3

Hmm, this shit looks like
Last night's Dodger Dog, but I
Don't recall chili.

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Back to work

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Aug 1

Oh, how poetic!
It's my mom's birthday, and yet
I'm birthing something.

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