Wednesday, July 30, 2014

July 30

That shit took so long,
That doing it in a "stall"
Was appropriate.

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Tommy's

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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Dawg, that was NOT a weak poo

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July 24

Shitting while holding
A cup of coffee, so it's
Brown In and Brown Out.


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Monday, July 21, 2014

Saturday, July 19, 2014

July 19

Damn, I screwed that up:
I wore my brown underwear
Yesterday. Moron.

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

July 10

As my shit emerged,
I said, "Aloha!" I flushed,
And said it again.

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Spinach-y

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

July 8

I ate fish, and now
I give it back to the sea.
Fecal recycling.

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July 5

First day in Maui,
But I've already produced
A pupu platter.

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Pow

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Saturday, July 5, 2014

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

July 2

Three days 'til Maui,
But my butt's acting like a
Brown poi volcano.

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Early fireworks show

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