Monday, June 30, 2014

Power (poway)

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June 30

Busy day ahead,
So shit now or forever
Hold my, um, feces.


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Sunday, June 29, 2014

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Friday, June 27, 2014

Thursday, June 26, 2014

June 26

Birthday's tomorrow,
But I'm just as immature.
Ha! Me make poo poo!

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McSteamy

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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Monday, June 23, 2014

June 23

Call the pet police,
Cuz I think I hear someone
Choking out a duck.

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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Friday, June 13, 2014

June 13

I'm back from Vegas,
And I brought a souvenir:
A bloody butthole!

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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

June 11

Shitting in Vegas,
Upset that it doesn't sound
Like a slot machine.

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Disappointing

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Friday, June 6, 2014

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Sunday, June 1, 2014

June 1

My cold's almost gone,
Which means I'm sad to report
That my shit does stink.

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