Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Apr 23

For some strange reason,
I have a mental picture
Of the Log Jammer.

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Saturday, April 19, 2014

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Apr 16

Note to self: Next time
You're asked if you want more beans,
Say no. Please say no.

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Today

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Yesterday

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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Apr 15

Today is Tax Day,
And I'm glad there's no tariff
On my brown export.

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Sunday, April 13, 2014

Friday, April 11, 2014

Making up for yesterday

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Apr 11

Three days in a row?
Is this some shitty remake
Of Freaky Friday?

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Thursday, April 10, 2014

Apr 10

It's now official:
No more pizza for a while.
My ass can't take it.

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Saturday, April 5, 2014

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Apr 1

I didn't just shit
A whole fiesta platter.
April Fools! Good one!


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Don't call it a comeback

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