The last day of March,
But my ass is ready with
Pre-April showers.
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Monday, March 31, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Thank you NASA, thank you NASA, thank you NASA!!!
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Saturday, March 29, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
I don't think I have irritable bowels, but they certainly are cranky
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Thursday, March 27, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Mar 25
So I tried Subway's
New "Flatizza," and my butt
Gives it one (brown) star.
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New "Flatizza," and my butt
Gives it one (brown) star.
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Monday, March 24, 2014
RRRRRROAW RRRRRRROAW like a dungeon dragon
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Sunday, March 23, 2014
And in the eyes of the jakal, I say KABOOM!!!
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Saturday, March 22, 2014
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Monday, March 17, 2014
Mar 17
I'm glad that my shit
Stopped itself from turning green
For St. Patrick's Day.
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Stopped itself from turning green
For St. Patrick's Day.
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I'm sorry dude in the stall next to me
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Sunday, March 16, 2014
First of the weekend. Backed up. Kid of feel sorry for work
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Friday, March 14, 2014
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Mar 13
This shit is so foul -
HOW FOUL IS IT? - So foul that
I'm shooting free throws.
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HOW FOUL IS IT? - So foul that
I'm shooting free throws.
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Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Friday, March 7, 2014
Mar 7
I like to set goals,
Like "Don't clog the work toilet"
And "Try not to bleed."
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Like "Don't clog the work toilet"
And "Try not to bleed."
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Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Monday, March 3, 2014
The blistering pace is blistering my ass
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Sunday, March 2, 2014
Saturday, March 1, 2014
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