Monday, March 31, 2014

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Mar 25

So I tried Subway's
New "Flatizza," and my butt
Gives it one (brown) star.

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Mar 5

If my math holds up,
I had 13 meals between
This dump and the last.

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Doody

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Saturday, March 1, 2014

New month, same story

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Mar 1

To honor the date,
Shit is orderly Marching
Out of my asshole.

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