Psych

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Probably my last deuce of January

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That was intense

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Jan 29

My body feels like
A bionic wood chipper
That needs servicing.

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My poodar was off

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I have a feeling I might be busy today

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Pretty pretty pretty... pretty good

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Jan 27

It's like my insides
Are metal, and the toilet
Is a strong magnet.

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We're ba

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Slow weekend... Lookout Monday.

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Jan 26

If these walls could talk,
They'd say, "Hey dude, how about
A courtesy flush?"

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Just needed my morning coffee

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Early deuce (not to be confused with NFL receiver Early Doucet)

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Should have saved my sixpence reference

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OMG, it's a full on complete double rainbow all the way across the sky!

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Hey... Wha happen???

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Corn?

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Jan 22

Fun fact: Chorizo
Is highly resistant to
My stomach acid.

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I've got to be honest, that smells like pure gasoline

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I'mma gonna win!!!

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Shtoop shtoop

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Jan 20

My bowels must love
MLK Day since they're now
Free at last. (Sorry.)


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Sunday morning

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Finish Him!!!

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Round 2... Fight!!!

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Plop

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P.M. B.M.

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Standard

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Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance, green apple splatays

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Uh oh

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WHAT THE FOX SAY? Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

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The extra fiber is starting to pay off

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That's better

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Jan 14

If I sat longer,
I'm sure I could've gone more.
See you tomorrow?

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Nothing to brag about

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That was J.V., bro.

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Passes it to the man, and boom goes the dynamite

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Wow

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I wonder 'bout his insides... It's like his dumps are too big for his size

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This ass is on fire

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We're gonna need a bigger bowl

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Jan 11

My butt's only 5
Centimeters dilated,
But I'm still pushing.

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PK narrowly escapes 5x

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Jan 10

Based on how this felt,
I'm kinda surprised that I
Didn't poop a knife.

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Yo!

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I told you.

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To be continued.

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Oops, I forgot to post earlier.

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Jan 8

Today is 1/8,
As in, "One Eight way too much
And clogged his poo drain."

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2 for Tuesday

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Good morning.

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Thermocular 3d

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Thermocular Part II

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Thermocular!!!

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Ahh... A nice start to the weekend.

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Jan 3

This shit represents
My number 2 number 2.
It's, like, so meta.

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Yup

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Don't act like you're not impressed.

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Boom

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Finally... Happy New Year

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Jan 1

Well, crap. There goes my
New Year's Resolution of
Not shitting again.

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