85 downstairs

TGIF, yo.
"This grumbling is furious"
And the Friday thing.

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84 downstairs

Gotta move quickly.
Unbudgeted shitting time
Throws my mornings off.

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83 home

Today is Earth Day,
And it smells like manure here.
Doing my part, yo.

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82 home

One more Sunday shit.
We're ending this weekend with
A really weak end.
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81 downstairs

That wasn't a dump.
If anything, I'd call it
More of a slither.


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80 downstairs

What came out today?
Taylor Swift's new album and
My poorly-formed shit.

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79 downstairs

(Yesterday)
Dear gods of the farts,
I give you this offering
And ask for relief.

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