156 downstairs

That one was nasty.
Not "Janet Jackson nasty"
More like "gross nasty"

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155 downstairs

Couldn't go at first,
But a little shimmy move
Made all the difference.

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154 downstairs

Another so soon?
It's like it's my birthday or…
Hey, wait a minute!

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153 downstairs

Birthday shits are like
Regular shits, but this time
It's on your birthday.

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152 home

After all the cracks
At the chiropractor, there's
Only a butt crack.

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151 downstairs

Chiro appointment
And massage coming up soon.
Lots of body work.

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150 downstairs

(Yesterday)

I may have jet lag
But there's no butt lag in sight.
I don't know either.

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