264 kids’ bathroom

Trifecta complete!
That's 3 shits in 3 bathrooms.
Next one is outside.

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263 home

If I keep this up,
I might fit into my old
Suit pants after all!

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262 downstairs

That was nice and smooth.
The entire process - not
Just the shit itself.

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261 kids’ bathroom

Stinking up the joint
While the kids are at temple.
Is that a hate crime?

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260 downstairs

Took long enough, butt.
Sometimes my asshole is just
A fucking asshole.

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259 kids’ bathroom

It's only noon and
I'm on my third smelly dump.
Three shits to the wind?

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258 downstairs

Ah yes, there we go.
I knew I wasn't done yet.
Maybe I'll fart less?

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