283 downstairs

My wife has a cold,
But my farts weren't unnoticed
Because sound exists.

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282 home

Wow wow wow wow wow.
That was a shitload of shit.
I guess all dumps are?

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281 downstairs

My brother's birthday
Has nothing to do with this.
And yet, here we are.

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280 downstairs

This wasn't my best
Shit of all time, but still a
Solid number two.

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279 home

Yesterday

Knew I wasn't done,
But I wasn't prepared to
Sit and wait all day.


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278 downstairs

I tried this last night,
But all the sound and fury
Signified nothing.

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277 downstairs

I'm getting this out
To preserve my new car's smell
A little longer.

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