304 downstairs

A tight timeframe and
A tight butthole too? Fear not.
I got that shit done.

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303 work

Though no one calls me
The Lightning Shitter, they should.
For both speed and sound.

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302 home

Fina-fucking-lly!
And I know there will be more
Despite all that mass.

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301 home

Whew! That one was foul.
If they had Altoids for butts,
I'd…wait…nevermind.

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300 kids’ bathroom

Since I'm all alone,
All options are open. The…
Pick of the shitter.

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299 home

That was a bad one.
I don't want to describe it.
Yes, it was that bad.

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298 work

Quick morning work shit.
Now back to cyber Monday
A few pounds lighter.

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