Sunday, September 28, 2025

247 home

A whole bunch of shit.
And in different formats too!
A poo poo platter.

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246 downstairs

I'm so glad I went.
My stomach requested it
A few days ago.

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Friday, September 26, 2025

245 downstairs

Just a little more.
I'm expecting a big one.
My butthole's nervous.

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244 downstairs

I tried yesterday
But failed. And now all I get
Is this tiny turd?

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Wednesday, September 24, 2025

243 kids’ bathroom

Third deuce of the day
And the clock says 2-2-2.
That's some magic, folks.

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242 downstairs

Wow, thought I was done
Only to have MUCH more left.
Big butthole workout.

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241 downstairs

What am I doing?
It's gotta be something wrong
To yield this shitstorm.

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